This speaks deeply to the human condition in a weird way.

I long to be a vampire but can settle with being a kind human.

I went and touched grass a couple days ago. It was fun.

Even on the weekends? I look like some sort of sleep deprived gremlin when not going out.

They are all Latin based so that checks out 🤓😁

I come from Italian ancestry, and everyone assumes that I do so already. It would be pretty sick to use a few phrases here or there.

It really does. I’ve thought about downloading Duo but have never gotten around to it.

I’m semi-fluent in Spanish, but that is the extent of my language worldliness.

French😎

Are you fluent?

Sick ears….

Love it!