@theoffishalleli.bsky.social
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
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So I'm up to episode 5 of the new season of #TheWitcher. And in my opinion, Hemsworth isn't a bad Geralt. It's just that Henry Cavill is a tough act to follow.
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
So I'm up to episode 5 of the new season of #TheWitcher. And in my opinion, Hemsworth isn't a bad Geralt. It's just that Henry Cavill is a tough act to follow.
I hope you all find someone who looks at you the way Donnie looks at Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I hope you all find someone who looks at you the way Donnie looks at Mamdani
#RandomThoughtOfTheDay Where did the phrase "kill you dead" come from? It's not like you'll be less dead if they leave that last word off
September 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
#RandomThoughtOfTheDay Where did the phrase "kill you dead" come from? It's not like you'll be less dead if they leave that last word off
Wrong files, you stupid bitch
September 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Wrong files, you stupid bitch
I completely missed that dumb bitch saying "nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen" 😂😂😂😂😂
September 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I completely missed that dumb bitch saying "nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen" 😂😂😂😂😂
After that press conference today, can they admit and agree that the reason he goes off script is because he can't fucking read?
September 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
After that press conference today, can they admit and agree that the reason he goes off script is because he can't fucking read?
At this point, I'm ready to at least hear Gwi-ma out
September 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
At this point, I'm ready to at least hear Gwi-ma out
I'm so fucking exhausted of living through historical events
September 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm so fucking exhausted of living through historical events
When I see stupid shit like this, it makes me wonder if conservatives even have a grasp on what they think woke means
July 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When I see stupid shit like this, it makes me wonder if conservatives even have a grasp on what they think woke means
These chiropractor videos really be having me want to schedule an appointment
July 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
These chiropractor videos really be having me want to schedule an appointment
I do not need another slice of pizza
I do not need another slice of pizza
I do not need another slice of pizza
... But I do want one....
I do not need another slice of pizza
I do not need another slice of pizza
... But I do want one....
July 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I do not need another slice of pizza
I do not need another slice of pizza
I do not need another slice of pizza
... But I do want one....
I do not need another slice of pizza
I do not need another slice of pizza
... But I do want one....
I had someone argue with me about if Stan Lee was woke. For fucks sake, will you fucksticks learn media literacy?
July 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I had someone argue with me about if Stan Lee was woke. For fucks sake, will you fucksticks learn media literacy?
@keltygreye.bsky.social hi, a friend of mine told me about your posting on Casting Call. Have a question about "the villain". Do you DEFINITELY want that as a woman? I can approximate Castlevania's Netflix portrayal of Death
May 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
@keltygreye.bsky.social hi, a friend of mine told me about your posting on Casting Call. Have a question about "the villain". Do you DEFINITELY want that as a woman? I can approximate Castlevania's Netflix portrayal of Death
Why do I have a headache?
Lack of sleep.
Will I go to sleep earlier tonight?
Probably not
Lack of sleep.
Will I go to sleep earlier tonight?
Probably not
April 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Why do I have a headache?
Lack of sleep.
Will I go to sleep earlier tonight?
Probably not
Lack of sleep.
Will I go to sleep earlier tonight?
Probably not
Reposted
Crimes against humanity!
I am sickened to my core!
This must be stopped!
I am sickened to my core!
This must be stopped!
April 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Crimes against humanity!
I am sickened to my core!
This must be stopped!
I am sickened to my core!
This must be stopped!
I've now reached the stage where I'm asking myself why things hurt when I'm doing something completely mundane
March 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I've now reached the stage where I'm asking myself why things hurt when I'm doing something completely mundane
Richter just hit this bitch with a Street Fighter combo 😂😂 #castlevanianocturne
February 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Richter just hit this bitch with a Street Fighter combo 😂😂 #castlevanianocturne
That episode of The Office where they found weed and Dwight had everyone drug tested, I'm genuinely impressed that both Creed and Meredith didn't drop dirty
January 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
That episode of The Office where they found weed and Dwight had everyone drug tested, I'm genuinely impressed that both Creed and Meredith didn't drop dirty
When my dad taught me how to drive. On a stick shift
January 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When my dad taught me how to drive. On a stick shift
@siennachanel.bsky.social hey, you mentioned a other video editor on your YouTube, what app was that again?
January 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
@siennachanel.bsky.social hey, you mentioned a other video editor on your YouTube, what app was that again?
I'm dozing on the couch but I know if I get up and go to bed, I'll be wide awake and have to start all over 😒
January 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I'm dozing on the couch but I know if I get up and go to bed, I'll be wide awake and have to start all over 😒
Delayed onset muscle soreness kicking in. Send help
December 5, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Delayed onset muscle soreness kicking in. Send help
So you know Deadpool's whole "maximum effort" shtick? Yeah, in light of the holiday, we're very much doing NOT that
November 25, 2024 at 1:30 PM
So you know Deadpool's whole "maximum effort" shtick? Yeah, in light of the holiday, we're very much doing NOT that