Finch Is Not Here
@theofficialfinch.bsky.social
Finch.28 . Iowa. Enby (He/they) Author, Actor, Artist, Disabled, Polyam ❤️
Here we go again ✨️
Here we go again ✨️
Football is Yaoi
August 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Football is Yaoi
if I ever create a popular series every time I see a funny fan art or post about it I am just going to share it and comment "Canon" idc 😂
July 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
if I ever create a popular series every time I see a funny fan art or post about it I am just going to share it and comment "Canon" idc 😂
I lived bitch 🤪
February 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I lived bitch 🤪
I got rejected from the college I had everything banking on lol...
January 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I got rejected from the college I had everything banking on lol...
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salt is not only the perfect spice for any dish that brings out richer flavors, it also has use in the winter. when snowfall sticks to the ground, if you put salt on pavement, the salt will act as an absorption device, sucking up all the snow and making paths safer. thank you salt!
January 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
salt is not only the perfect spice for any dish that brings out richer flavors, it also has use in the winter. when snowfall sticks to the ground, if you put salt on pavement, the salt will act as an absorption device, sucking up all the snow and making paths safer. thank you salt!
I forgot I had this account 😅
January 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I forgot I had this account 😅
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BREAKING: Elves at the North Pole say Santa may be faking his death, reason unknown
December 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
BREAKING: Elves at the North Pole say Santa may be faking his death, reason unknown
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The Air Force keeps trying to shoot down Santa’s Sleigh but it’s going Mach 5 and they keep missing and hitting the ISS
December 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
The Air Force keeps trying to shoot down Santa’s Sleigh but it’s going Mach 5 and they keep missing and hitting the ISS
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Santa died while flying in his sleigh and the reindeer are stupid as fuck, (the reindeer are just regular flying reindeer, not sentient flying reindeer) so they’ve just been circling the globe with his corpse because they only land on command. The Air Force has no idea what to do.
December 22, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Santa died while flying in his sleigh and the reindeer are stupid as fuck, (the reindeer are just regular flying reindeer, not sentient flying reindeer) so they’ve just been circling the globe with his corpse because they only land on command. The Air Force has no idea what to do.
I hit submit on my application to Grinnell. Mark my words, I'm getting accepted.
November 19, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I hit submit on my application to Grinnell. Mark my words, I'm getting accepted.
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I made a little book to save my fortune cookie fortunes
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I made a little book to save my fortune cookie fortunes
Guys as someone who is literally afraid of aliens...I don't care about this underwater reports. Like. There's so much going on.
November 16, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Guys as someone who is literally afraid of aliens...I don't care about this underwater reports. Like. There's so much going on.
Thinking about the time we were introducing my disabled cat to our neighbors and we told them he had cerebellar hypoplasia and one of them asked how we knew???
Like...the vet told us babe lmao also he wobble!
Like...the vet told us babe lmao also he wobble!
April 25, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Thinking about the time we were introducing my disabled cat to our neighbors and we told them he had cerebellar hypoplasia and one of them asked how we knew???
Like...the vet told us babe lmao also he wobble!
Like...the vet told us babe lmao also he wobble!
A weird guy accused me of not knowing how to play pac-man when I was taking this selfie lol
April 20, 2024 at 9:59 PM
A weird guy accused me of not knowing how to play pac-man when I was taking this selfie lol
I delete transphobes so fast now it don't even like think about. I just see a transphobic post and go "oh, alright" and then delete and block them and keep scrolling lmao it's like second nature to me now.
April 20, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I delete transphobes so fast now it don't even like think about. I just see a transphobic post and go "oh, alright" and then delete and block them and keep scrolling lmao it's like second nature to me now.
Clowning around tonight 🤪
April 8, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Clowning around tonight 🤪
I love when I go to the corner store and I'm like " Can I get three potato wedges?" And then they give me so many more than three. I love community.
April 3, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I love when I go to the corner store and I'm like " Can I get three potato wedges?" And then they give me so many more than three. I love community.
Ngl I love this dude
March 27, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Ngl I love this dude
One thing about me is I'll never forgive my older sister for looking more like Eartha Kitt than I do. Some things simply are unforgivable.
March 26, 2024 at 9:09 PM
One thing about me is I'll never forgive my older sister for looking more like Eartha Kitt than I do. Some things simply are unforgivable.
Everyone is mad at Arizona Grande ruined a marriage like God Forbid women do anything 🙄 😒 😂
January 25, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Everyone is mad at Arizona Grande ruined a marriage like God Forbid women do anything 🙄 😒 😂
Struggling to figure out what the point of being Alive is if I can never be Eartha Kitt😭
January 23, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Struggling to figure out what the point of being Alive is if I can never be Eartha Kitt😭
Guess who cried before rehearsal only to be told they are doing a great job AGAIN 🙂
January 17, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Guess who cried before rehearsal only to be told they are doing a great job AGAIN 🙂
I hate cold foods. I hate when I got to a yyyt party and all the food options are cold.
Like hmmm I eat this cold tortilla with mayo on it or should I eat this cold shrimp served on ice?
Like please die 😭 I hate cold food so much. It's 2024, babe, we have the technology to warm that shit up lmao
Like hmmm I eat this cold tortilla with mayo on it or should I eat this cold shrimp served on ice?
Like please die 😭 I hate cold food so much. It's 2024, babe, we have the technology to warm that shit up lmao
January 10, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I hate cold foods. I hate when I got to a yyyt party and all the food options are cold.
Like hmmm I eat this cold tortilla with mayo on it or should I eat this cold shrimp served on ice?
Like please die 😭 I hate cold food so much. It's 2024, babe, we have the technology to warm that shit up lmao
Like hmmm I eat this cold tortilla with mayo on it or should I eat this cold shrimp served on ice?
Like please die 😭 I hate cold food so much. It's 2024, babe, we have the technology to warm that shit up lmao
I've been seeing videos of deviled eggs for breakfast and like ?? That feels very illegal. It feels against the natural order of things. I don't like it 😕
But....it also... intrigues me 🤔🫣
But....it also... intrigues me 🤔🫣
January 10, 2024 at 4:19 AM
I've been seeing videos of deviled eggs for breakfast and like ?? That feels very illegal. It feels against the natural order of things. I don't like it 😕
But....it also... intrigues me 🤔🫣
But....it also... intrigues me 🤔🫣
Turned 27 last night
January 2, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Turned 27 last night