Imagining text that says "HE'S NOT THIS ANNOYING IF YOU TURNNOFF THE TUTPRIALS GUYS WE PROMISE" scrolling across the bottom of the screen every time Miles "Space Otacon" McKenzie starts chinwagging about how to use the map

Like of course game journos are gonna just playbwith default settings to get as much actual content out of the game as they can in their time limit, and I'm not a fannof the NPSs myself, but complaining about a game being over-tutorialized when you've left tutorials on is, objectively, Mad Funny

I largely meant this as a joke but I do very much predict the chattiness of Prime 4's companions to be a real "Devil May Cry 5 has boring music" situation when the game actually comes out lmao. It's not a great first impression regardless

Miles apparently yaps a lot less if you play with the hint system off according to those who actually played the demo

In the back of a Warthog, lil bro

Mamdani: "The president and I talked about his hometown of Queens, discussed bus fare, and lowering the cost of hamburgers"
Trump: "I have seen the light of Islam. It's a very good light some say. Possibly the best. Furthermore, I am putting Mayor Adams and Crooked Cuomo on the breaking wheel"

If only you had as much to give as I do

I'm thinking more Dirty Pair and/or Bubblegum Crisis