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theo
@theoelowen.bsky.social
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the fam <3
September 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
massive two shits <3
August 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
ASHLEY IS GONNA MAKE ME CRYYYYY AHHHH I WISH I COULD TAKE YOU ALL WITH ME TO MASSACHUSETTS
June 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAY HAPPENEDDDD
you’ll never guess what happened…
fran and i ordered flip phones today!!!
June 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
you’ll never guess what happened…
fran and i ordered flip phones today!!!
June 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
fran and i ordered flip phones today!!!
June 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
<3
May 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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A little prolapse never hurt nobody
May 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
one of my regulars called me from his vape today 💯💴
May 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
hell yeah (i got a chair to try to get him down) ((i was so scared))
May 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
it’s LOCK TF IN time
May 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
it’s crazy that fran and i aren’t newlyweds anymore
May 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
🤑
May 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
in a nicer way, my therapist and i have decided it is best for me to focus on myself 🥰 i love you all *kith kith*
everybody’s life is in some sort of misery and it’s truly bringing me down with them!!! i know no one was doing it directly BUT i really don’t want to hear it anymore!!! i love you all but i just want to not have to stress about anyone else’s stress 😵‍💫
May 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
everybody’s life is in some sort of misery and it’s truly bringing me down with them!!! i know no one was doing it directly BUT i really don’t want to hear it anymore!!! i love you all but i just want to not have to stress about anyone else’s stress 😵‍💫
May 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
fletcher trash can 🗑️ 💋
May 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“i piss precum”
May 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Bout to have our 4th kitten to a Charlie puth song
May 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
book #15 of 2025!!! first jeneva rose book 👀
May 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I identify as a pussy friend 😋
May 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
plug it up and thug it out
May 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“i’m scratching my butt crack and my back arched”
May 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
good fucking lord this book
May 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
going 🚗 💨 to 2️⃣ get 🔜 a 🅰️ dollar 💵 tree🌲 vibrator 🫨
May 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
you’re my sweetest sunshine 🥹♥️ i love you so much
So utterly in love. So deeply in infatuation. My best friend. My wife. So many years to spend together and never will be enough.
I just can’t get enough of their face. My sweet wife’s face
#ilovemywifesomuch
May 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM