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theodore wallbanger 1/2 brother to Harvey
@theodorewallbanger.bsky.social
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DIRECTOR OF SMILE CENTRAL 🤡😈
SMILE CENTRAL ENGINEERS SMILES HERE...some are twisted...but still categorized as SMileS, hiccup.
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@minimagpress.bsky.social has done it again🎈
BIG SMILES flow as my font is nestled in with these other fine creatives in a paperback anthology available for cash money

KEEP ✨ GOING
May 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Today's story is by newcomer Theodore Wallbanger. I'm going to use a trite but thoroughly appropriate word for his style: unique. His prose is surreal, vague, but nonetheless compelling. Thank you, Theodore.

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Hook – Suddenly, And Without Warning
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May 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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We love giving away free stickers!
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🍒SATURDAY #GIVEAWAY for e(i 5: Trashy Daydreams🍒

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REPOST THIS thru the weekend to help boost our contributors & we'll send you FREE STICKERS!

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February 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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tall wallbangers open.substack.com/pub/minimag/...

YES🎈
tall wallbangers
issue134
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January 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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When countdown commenced, it was evident I had prepared, wearing my freshly creased Toughskins. Go! —"Fresh Smiles" by @theodorewallbanger.bsky.social in case you missed it

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January 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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A zipper of a unique time is up and fermenting @revolutionjohnm

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Keep Smiling🎈
https://revolutionjohnjournal.wordpress.com/2025/01/16/january-16-2025-fiction-by-theodore-wallbanger/
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January 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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🎈✨🎈✨🎈🦚
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January 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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rOpEd in the sugary veins of Licorice Junction
January 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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short trip by Theodore Wallbanger thegorkogazette.com/2025/01/06/s... via @GorkoThe

crunchy smiles to RADDY RADSTER @GorkoThe for spit shining my words into viewable format✨🦚

🎈WELCOME TO FIESTA FONT SMILE PARADE 2025🎈
New content every morning!
Fensky Stormhaven was obsessed with every aspect of television.
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January 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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"Kobe Lamb Tangos with Willie" is a tasty little trip according to some...🎈

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Thank you LittleOldLady

www.littleoldladycomedy.com
https://www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/kobe-lamb-tangos-with-willie
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January 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
theodorewallbanger.bsky.social
HOLA✨
showcase theater time kiddos:
hip-HIP-hooooorayyyyy
thank YOU, Revolution JOHN,
@revolutionjohn somewhere🎈

revolutionjohnjournal.wordpress.com/2024/11/21/n...
November 21, 2024: Two Poems by Theodore Wallbanger
our snarky brat mouths were forced to connect the dots / to understand that the albino boy with flaming red hair / who rode the metal balance bars hard, / every rainy or sunny recess, / was part of…
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November 21, 2024 at 10:03 PM
theodorewallbanger.bsky.social
HEMLOCK ACRES...a tick different than GREEN🎈✨
November 21, 2024 at 3:08 AM
theodorewallbanger.bsky.social
lizard in a bottle protocol applies only to certain Thanksgiving diners...they know who they are🎈
November 18, 2024 at 12:33 AM
theodorewallbanger.bsky.social
BADINGA was once so vibrant...ahem
"IN THE GRAND THEATRE, SMILE CENTRAL PRESENTS...BAAAAAADINGGGGahhhhhhhhh!!!!" (said with a flourish)

enJoy🎈
November 17, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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✨Fernando is a beast among feathered forces 🎈
November 16, 2024 at 8:37 PM
theodorewallbanger.bsky.social
KEEP 🎈 GOING 🦚
November 16, 2024 at 3:31 AM
theodorewallbanger.bsky.social
slippery spastic tragic smileS are also categorizeD as SmilEs in some ✨galaxies far, far... ummmm you get it🎈
November 16, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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Issue 93 is now live! Yes, it's STREETCAKE day! ❤️🍰

Please do read our latest: www.streetcakemagazine.com/issue.html

Thanks to all the amazing writers!

#LitMags #NewIssue #ExperimentalWriting
November 15, 2024 at 9:23 AM
theodorewallbanger.bsky.social
RAISE those cake platters, today there is a NEW issue of STREETCAKE MAGAZINE to feast your eyeholes on🎈

www.streetcakemagazine.com/issue.html

Thank you to @streetcakemag.bsky.social for including my font in your delicious production...

Let's have a CAKE party everyone✨
November 15, 2024 at 5:19 PM
theodorewallbanger.bsky.social
What's that UP in the STARS???

TURBEEST is HERE🦃💨
November 15, 2024 at 2:53 AM
theodorewallbanger.bsky.social
Count Chocula ridEs agaiN or someThing like that...snicker🎈
November 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
theodorewallbanger.bsky.social
just bangin' walls over here, keep sMiLinG🎈
November 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
theodorewallbanger.bsky.social
font dances across liquid light sun smile pages evokes wonderment

keep 🎈 going
October 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM