Theodore
@theodoreelliot.bsky.social
Your name is a two-syllable word meaning "gift from god"
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a cartoon frog with big eyes and a long tongue is standing on its hind legs .
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I'm gonna start a thread of the books I read because well I want to read more books this year and I think this will help with that and also I like talking about stuff
Cop just looked at the stickers on my laptop being like it's like a signature of who you are then said "yah youre a little different man" what???
January 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Cop just looked at the stickers on my laptop being like it's like a signature of who you are then said "yah youre a little different man" what???
I should start practicing my German by randomly deciding to message people only in German more often. Es ist sehr Spaß.
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I should start practicing my German by randomly deciding to message people only in German more often. Es ist sehr Spaß.
Y'all two things
1. I just found out that I'm technically a junior based on credits which will make me a super senior technically because of the number of classes I need
2. I want a pet millipede so bad they're so cool and I love them
1. I just found out that I'm technically a junior based on credits which will make me a super senior technically because of the number of classes I need
2. I want a pet millipede so bad they're so cool and I love them
January 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Y'all two things
1. I just found out that I'm technically a junior based on credits which will make me a super senior technically because of the number of classes I need
2. I want a pet millipede so bad they're so cool and I love them
1. I just found out that I'm technically a junior based on credits which will make me a super senior technically because of the number of classes I need
2. I want a pet millipede so bad they're so cool and I love them
I'm basically trapped on this bus bc it's taking sooooo long to get to where I need to be bc of bad roads so I'm going through my Snapchat recaps and like they're evil
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I'm basically trapped on this bus bc it's taking sooooo long to get to where I need to be bc of bad roads so I'm going through my Snapchat recaps and like they're evil
Okay so I have a book thread that is currently empty because well I'm a chronically slow reader and also um that's it but I'm gonna talk about movies here I could do a media thread but what's the fun in that when I can do them separately
January 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Okay so I have a book thread that is currently empty because well I'm a chronically slow reader and also um that's it but I'm gonna talk about movies here I could do a media thread but what's the fun in that when I can do them separately
There's a billboard on my drive back to campus it's for a law firm I think and it says "sharks win" I haven't been able to get this idea out of my head since seeing it for the first time so I poorly drew it out
January 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
There's a billboard on my drive back to campus it's for a law firm I think and it says "sharks win" I haven't been able to get this idea out of my head since seeing it for the first time so I poorly drew it out
I hate so bad when my professors aren't anti AI
January 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I hate so bad when my professors aren't anti AI
Never before did I think the first time my grandmother would address my new name was because she was writing me a check as a loan to pay for school but whatever it's a win enough
January 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Never before did I think the first time my grandmother would address my new name was because she was writing me a check as a loan to pay for school but whatever it's a win enough
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Today was my first day of Winter classes and one of my professors is an interesting fellow he spent a year working in the traveling circus and also before that spent a couple years teaching monks and now he's going to teach me "how fucked up the world is"
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Today was my first day of Winter classes and one of my professors is an interesting fellow he spent a year working in the traveling circus and also before that spent a couple years teaching monks and now he's going to teach me "how fucked up the world is"
My roommate gave me a hat that I like a lot but unfortunately it is light colored and I sweat a lot so now I need to learn how to remove sweat stains from hats
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
My roommate gave me a hat that I like a lot but unfortunately it is light colored and I sweat a lot so now I need to learn how to remove sweat stains from hats
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His Town
January 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
His Town
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I'm gonna start a thread of the books I read because well I want to read more books this year and I think this will help with that and also I like talking about stuff
a cartoon frog with big eyes and a long tongue is standing on its hind legs .
ALT: a cartoon frog with big eyes and a long tongue is standing on its hind legs .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I'm gonna start a thread of the books I read because well I want to read more books this year and I think this will help with that and also I like talking about stuff
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Just realized that I’m turning 20 this year
Fuck
Fuck
January 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Just realized that I’m turning 20 this year
Fuck
Fuck
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Happy birthday to every horse in the northern hemisphere
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Happy birthday to every horse in the northern hemisphere
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December 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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2026 meine diva era
December 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
2026 meine diva era
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POV: Du bist ein Korn
December 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
POV: Du bist ein Korn
How do people have long nails the second my nails grow like at all I feel like I need to explode
December 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
How do people have long nails the second my nails grow like at all I feel like I need to explode
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Wenn ihr den spruch "that was not on my 2026 bingo card" nächstes jahr nutzen wollt solltet ihr schon auch noch ne bingo card schreiben das wäre ja sonst gelogen
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Wenn ihr den spruch "that was not on my 2026 bingo card" nächstes jahr nutzen wollt solltet ihr schon auch noch ne bingo card schreiben das wäre ja sonst gelogen
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bitte kurz content pause ich muss schlafen
December 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
bitte kurz content pause ich muss schlafen
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can i offer yall a roly poly in these trying times
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
can i offer yall a roly poly in these trying times