theodoreartnyc
@theodoreartnyc.bsky.social
art, culture, dogs, tea, post punk. ancient history.
personal opinions. IYKYK. low skill Machiavellian operator.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
personal opinions. IYKYK. low skill Machiavellian operator.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Come on, Fischli/Weiss always amazing and entertaining. Who are these visitors strolling through taking video and avoiding spending quality looking time with any part of the installation? Criminal and frankly pretentious. LOOK AT THE ART WHEN YOU ARE IN THE ROOM WITH IT.
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Come on, Fischli/Weiss always amazing and entertaining. Who are these visitors strolling through taking video and avoiding spending quality looking time with any part of the installation? Criminal and frankly pretentious. LOOK AT THE ART WHEN YOU ARE IN THE ROOM WITH IT.
Trump and his economic advisors
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Trump and his economic advisors
Mind blown.
San Vitale, Ravenna.
I have to sit down.
San Vitale, Ravenna.
I have to sit down.
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Mind blown.
San Vitale, Ravenna.
I have to sit down.
San Vitale, Ravenna.
I have to sit down.
I may actually be the only visitor at Hadrian’s Villa today.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I may actually be the only visitor at Hadrian’s Villa today.
On my way to Hadrian’s Villa. Public transport doesn’t hold me back.
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
On my way to Hadrian’s Villa. Public transport doesn’t hold me back.
Took a bus down the Appia Antica. Ended up here, the Villa of the Quintilli. Contemplated mortality and the temporary nature of life. Admired the floors. Walked a lot.
Good day.
Good day.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Took a bus down the Appia Antica. Ended up here, the Villa of the Quintilli. Contemplated mortality and the temporary nature of life. Admired the floors. Walked a lot.
Good day.
Good day.
I love it so much but I’m sad to say that my Boy of London bondage jacket that I bought 40 years ago while wasted post-clubbing is too small on me, but I’m wearing it anyway
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I love it so much but I’m sad to say that my Boy of London bondage jacket that I bought 40 years ago while wasted post-clubbing is too small on me, but I’m wearing it anyway
Thanks for the reminder to go to the Louis Armstrong house, which I can probably walk to and then go get dessert at the lemon ice King.
October 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Thanks for the reminder to go to the Louis Armstrong house, which I can probably walk to and then go get dessert at the lemon ice King.
And goddamn, what am I wearing today?
October 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
And goddamn, what am I wearing today?
It’s a really fun show, complete with a real Fantin-Latour and McKinniss’s homage thereto.
October 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It’s a really fun show, complete with a real Fantin-Latour and McKinniss’s homage thereto.
Rudy and Donald may or may not be dead, but Oasis is back and they were biblical.
September 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Rudy and Donald may or may not be dead, but Oasis is back and they were biblical.
Nothing finer than @wirehq.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Nothing finer than @wirehq.bsky.social
What is this tiny fake town street? A backlot next to the Newtown Creek next to the Greenpoint Ave Bridge?
June 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What is this tiny fake town street? A backlot next to the Newtown Creek next to the Greenpoint Ave Bridge?
Messy/delulu
Fairy tale - nothing to do with history AT ALL.
Fairy tale - nothing to do with history AT ALL.
June 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Messy/delulu
Fairy tale - nothing to do with history AT ALL.
Fairy tale - nothing to do with history AT ALL.
City and industry
May 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
City and industry
It's going to be a good one.
Synthetica - Bill Albertini, Richard Paul, Carol Peligian
opens May 9
artguide.artforum.com/artguide/the...
Synthetica - Bill Albertini, Richard Paul, Carol Peligian
opens May 9
artguide.artforum.com/artguide/the...
April 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's going to be a good one.
Synthetica - Bill Albertini, Richard Paul, Carol Peligian
opens May 9
artguide.artforum.com/artguide/the...
Synthetica - Bill Albertini, Richard Paul, Carol Peligian
opens May 9
artguide.artforum.com/artguide/the...
Sauron’s tower in Elephant & Castle, slowly getting surrounded by newer taller ugly apartment blocks
March 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Sauron’s tower in Elephant & Castle, slowly getting surrounded by newer taller ugly apartment blocks
When is someone from the art press going to talk about the BIG allusions to #Matthewbarney and the Cremaster series in #severance ? @benstiller.redhour.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When is someone from the art press going to talk about the BIG allusions to #Matthewbarney and the Cremaster series in #severance ? @benstiller.redhour.com
A #severance thought:
“Acquiesce” by Oasis is THE love song for the Severed floor. Weirdly on point lyrics. I can’t not hear it that way now.
“Acquiesce” by Oasis is THE love song for the Severed floor. Weirdly on point lyrics. I can’t not hear it that way now.
March 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A #severance thought:
“Acquiesce” by Oasis is THE love song for the Severed floor. Weirdly on point lyrics. I can’t not hear it that way now.
“Acquiesce” by Oasis is THE love song for the Severed floor. Weirdly on point lyrics. I can’t not hear it that way now.
A variation of this from lengths of chain and metal strips?
February 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A variation of this from lengths of chain and metal strips?
Thinking about tthe late H.C. Westermann lately.
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Thinking about tthe late H.C. Westermann lately.
RIP Jules Feiffer
So omnipresent in my life for decades.
And brought The Phantom Tollbooth to life with his magic. Desert island book.
So omnipresent in my life for decades.
And brought The Phantom Tollbooth to life with his magic. Desert island book.
January 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
RIP Jules Feiffer
So omnipresent in my life for decades.
And brought The Phantom Tollbooth to life with his magic. Desert island book.
So omnipresent in my life for decades.
And brought The Phantom Tollbooth to life with his magic. Desert island book.
Yeah cold Tuesday morning walk to express trains versus immediate immersion into puffer coat crowd train car. Turn it up.
January 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Yeah cold Tuesday morning walk to express trains versus immediate immersion into puffer coat crowd train car. Turn it up.