Now I just gotta finish the other two I’m working on without starting a new one.

They’re really about the abusive relationship I was in, but I like this other description better

Wait. Next time we talk on the phone I’ll tell you my porn bot name. Crisis adverted.

Delete this right now because I think the funniest thing in the world is telling people my social security number and I can only hold back the impulse for so long

Please, I need money to pay off my mortgage

Unfortunately, this shit writes itself

On the third hand, every time I want to flip out about a detail of my lived experience I analyze “why am I so angry about this detail and how can I incorporate it into my project”

This is the same flag to me

I’m so excited to write a screenplay for a tv show that will never exist. I am happy I exist.