Uber should make all drivers have a dashcam. I'm so sick of drivers thinking they're John Wick

I swear I'm strong then a tummy ache has me on the floor

I don't mean to brag, but I survived a tummy ache I got at a party.. so obviously I'm stronger than god now

"You experience every memory in your last seven minutes of life" I wanna experience every time I ate pasta. every time a dad joke was funny. can I just watch Scott Pilgrim, actually