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THEE NWMagpie - #KHive - Fuck ICE, Free Chicago!
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Amateur artist/musician, writer. #KamalaHarris2028. Bi/pan, she/her. Biden-Harris Democrat. Love food and often cook it. History nerd/sci-fi & fantasy geek. The SO and I are cat-parents. Silly, sarcastic smart-ass. Am Yisrael Chai.
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That's a hard NOPE.
Hank Scorpio, the James Bond-esque villain in "The Simpsons," operating a flamethrower while laughing evilly. Caption reads: "Kill it with fire!"
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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So . . .
Two signs on a post in Scotland. The top reads, "Nuclear Power Plant," and the bottom reads, "Spider Farm." Caption reads: What could go wrong? What, indeed. NOPE.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Shadowlands - Joseph Mazzello
From the 1993 movie "Shadowlands" - Anthony Hopkins, right, as C.S. Lewis, and Joseph Mazzello, left, as his stepson Douglas Gresham.
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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EXACTLY.

The "horseshoe" is a circle. An Ourobouros.
The Ourobouros, as shown in the TV series "Millennium."
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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An old white man stares at a document in disgust. Caption reads: "Well, there it is. The stupidest fucking thing I'll read all day."
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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OMG. 🤣
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Gonna just leave this here:
A panel from the comic series "Preacher," with Jesse Custer (the protagonist) facing off with a group of white supremacists, in particular a man with a receding hairline and jaw. Jesse: "Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it?" (Addresses the man in front of him) "YOU!" Man: "Wh-wh-wh--?" Jesse: "WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?"
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Friend prefers the Mucha deck, which has this illustration for the Tower:
From the Mucha Tarot deck: The Tower, the 16th card in the Major Arcana. A spire on a rocky peak is struck by lightning, shattering its roof (crown); flames burst from the windows. A man and a woman are shown leaping from the windows in an attempt to escape the fire. Upright, this card represents disaster, upheaval, change in its most radical and momentous sense. Many take it as a bad sign; others recognize that destruction often clears the way for change.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Vice President Kamala Harris smiling knowingly. Caption reads: "If only someone had explained what would happen if he did exactly what he promised to do."
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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A picture of a bemused-looking Vice President Kamala Harris, gesturing with open hands. Caption reads: "I literally told you motherfuckers."
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Top panel: A black & white dog looks at a computer screen. Caption reads: "What a lovely day on the Inter-" Bottom panel: The black & white dog looks away from the computer screen. Caption reads: "Good lord."
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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An obese leopard faces the camera. Caption reads: "Please stop, I'm so full."
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Hey, George:
Grogu/The Child from "The Mandalorian," looking skyward from an empty Tattooine airfield. Caption reads: "Me looking for who the fuck asked you."
November 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Against a shot of a rising mushroom cloud (detonation of an atomic bomb), caption reads: "Burn Level: Hiroshima."
November 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Kamala Harris For The People
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Loved this response - it's funny 'cause it's true:
Response to the story about the MAGA voter on SNAP from user named lawyerlady1: "So you are disabled, your husband is a veteran and a student, you are receiving disability, SNAP and WIC, and veteran's benefits in your household, you have a special needs child and are depending on early intervention to have her tested, and your healthcare is either Medicaid or TriCare as a military dependent, and you voted for . . . Trump? And you didn't understand how his every stated policy was going to come after all those things you depended on? I feel so sorry for children of parents who make choices like this. You actively voted to harm your own family and your kids got no say in that decision, but they still suffer for it. The right is always so quick to demonize poor people. If this woman was a person of color it would be all 'I bet your buy processed garbage and don't cook healthy meals for your kids. I bet you don't know how to budget. Why is your baby on formula, you should breastfeed, it's free.' But because she is 'worthy poor' (read: white) her circumstances 'aren't her fault.'"
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Copied from a post seen elsewhere - lovelies, how accurate is this?
From Xitter user Griot Provocateur (@DaileyGriot901): "If someone is overdosing don't tell 911 that til they get there. Tell them they stopped breathing. Sometimes, esp in Black & Brown and homelessness areas, they're less likely to come for ODs, but are required to come for respiratory arrest." Made in response to Xitter user Sam Ghali, M.D. (@EM-RESUS): "Share a life-saving medical fact everyone should know."
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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because no one else is coming to save us.

So be strong. Laugh. Live your lives. Find something wonderful in each day and celebrate it. Find a way to help people and do it.

Let's give thanks for surviving, for giving, and for living.

Love you all.
Baby bunnies snuggling on a blanket. An otter mother holding her baby.
November 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Or at least one foot.
The "foot pop"--as a man and woman kiss, she lifts one foot off the floor to show passion.
October 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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My feelings when I encounter Kardashians and their ilk online:
Christopher Walken as the Hessian in "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow," screaming in rage and holding a battle axe. Caption reads, "I'm surrounded by morons!"
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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🤣🤣🤣
A blue-eyed kitten tilts its head wistfully. Caption reads: "I really want you to pet me but I also kinda want to bite you."
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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1. Definitely not "fam" with anyone defending a fucking homophobic, misogynistic, rape apologist Nazi.

2. Good God, white women pick-mes will destroy us all in the end.

3. Fucking blocked, that's what. Just . . .
Cyndi Lauper, shown with a phone bearing the Facebook logo. Caption reads: "I see your true colors shining through. I see your true colors and that's why I blocked you."
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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I peruse Zillow Gone Wild for fun, but seeing this just had my jaw on the floor.

And me LMAO.
From Mason Home Builder (@bankertobuilder on Xitter): a photograph of a bathroom shower, done in black stone, with a white ceiling, black tile floor, adjacent to a black vanity, with a teak floor rack and two bathrobes hanging on the shower's outer wall. The shower is designed so that its outer walls form a V-shaped cavity from a short lip. The comment from the account reads: "Just completed a $129,000 bathroom remodel for a client. They plan to sell their home in the next 3-5 years and wanted something modern but timeless. Mission accomplished if you ask me." . . . was the mission to kill the owners by accident? Because the shower is one slip and fall away from a cracked skull.
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Welp.

Anybody wanna join me?
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I'm all in. Period.
Kamala Harris. I'm With Her.
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM