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How to make a dog come to you.
Get a ring of unused keys that you can toss underhand with accuracy. Get your scent on the keys (rub them in your armpit or spit on them). If the dog doesn’t come, toss the keys in front of them. Praise their magical return.
How to make a dog come to you.
Get a ring of unused keys that you can toss underhand with accuracy. Get your scent on the keys (rub them in your armpit or spit on them). If the dog doesn’t come, toss the keys in front of them. Praise their magical return.
If your dog gets away and runs up to a strange dog, never yell excitedly for them to come back. Your dog will interpret the yelling as you joining a fight and they’ll get started on it.
If your dog gets away and runs up to a strange dog, never yell excitedly for them to come back. Your dog will interpret the yelling as you joining a fight and they’ll get started on it.
1. Never comfort a frightened dog.
1. Never comfort a frightened dog.
@slavin-fpo.bsky.social has an explainer 🧵 about this, which includes this terrifying statistic: this flu kills half the humans who get it, and it’s just a few mutations away from being able to do just that.
@slavin-fpo.bsky.social has an explainer 🧵 about this, which includes this terrifying statistic: this flu kills half the humans who get it, and it’s just a few mutations away from being able to do just that.
a granny bot for scammers
a granny bot for scammers
To peel: crack the shell all over. Pinch up the membrane under the shell and let water run under it. The whole shell will fall off.
To peel: crack the shell all over. Pinch up the membrane under the shell and let water run under it. The whole shell will fall off.