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@thenpc33.bsky.social
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My friends call me "Cheesy Bread."

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We had one, but Nintendo got bored of it.
Miitomo
January 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Why does this car look exactly like Guile?
Sven from Cars.
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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No. There is another.
The box art for Intergalactic Cage Match for the ZX Spectrum by USA Entertainment. It features a generic wrestle boy being choked by a green monster man in a speedo while a blue monster man is climbing over the top of the cage. A Popeye-esque referee is carefully studying wrestle boy's ass.
January 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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A disheveled Squidward hunched over, teeth gritting, and with his eyes bulging out of his eyes in the middle of a kelp forest.
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Mario does.
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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If I had a nickel for every time a funny cartoon animal game unintentionally dunked on Persona, I'd have less nickels than I probably should.
An infographic showing that Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania is better than Persona 5 and Disney's Magical Mirror Starring Mickey Mouse is better than Persona 3. The word "facts" is in the center of the image just so you know that everything stated herein is objectively true.
January 5, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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U-Pasokon from Sailor Moon.
A monster girl made out of a computer throwing mice toward the screen. She has purple skin and green hair.
January 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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My only goal this year is to badly draw Mega Man once. Oh, hey, look at that, mission accomplished. Now I get to nap for the next 12 months. 🙃
An MS Paint illustration of Mega Man standing next to an E-Tank.
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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Goofy again Goofy again Goofy again Goofy again
December 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Goofy wearing a bloodstained hat saying, "I'll fuckin do it again."
December 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Two ants in a greenscreen crowd of a wrestling match holding up a sign that says, "I sold my NeoGeo for these seats!"
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Bad Mega Man Volnutt from Mega Man X Dive wearing sunglasses and holding a briefcase with coins scattering everywhere. There is text that reads, "I'm gonna swear. Hippopotamus."
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Centaur Man from Mega Man 6 standing on a beach with the text "MAN" in the upper right corner.
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Screenshot of the anime Inuyashiki of a man somberly weeping with the text "Digital Circus is crazy good this week."
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December

Tis the Season.
Android 16 about to dunk Super Saiyan Goku into a burning chimney.
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Gru from Despicable Me standing before an army of minions with the caption, "I forgot about the pizza."
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Gotta love when they glork it.
Box art for Goof Troop on the Super Nintendo with a "New Funky Mode" listed in the corner.
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I apologize for taking the easy meme out.
Supergirl with the text "Awesome Lesbian" above her. A panel of Comet the Superhorse is peering from behind with the text "Evil, intimidating horse" above him.
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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You... will be... like us...
A picture of a snowman with a human face from Winter of '83.
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Movie poster for Face/Off, starring John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. Includes the tagline, "In order to trap him, he must become him."
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Bill Clinton stepping out on stage with arms outstretched and a big smile on his face like he's the special guest on SNL while Barack Obama facepalms at the podium. Definitely no specific reason why I'm reposting this photo today.
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Meme of a guy standing in the corner of a party. The flags of New York and Virginia are over the revelers. The guy in the corner has a smile and the text "Me, living in a state that didn't have elections today."
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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A screencap of Immortan Joe from Mad Max: Fury Road captioned with the quote "Do not become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence."
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Wait, why was everyone shocked that Neptune was bald? Nobody in Bikini Bottom has hair. They're fucking fish. Ding!
Spongebob staring at his own reflection in Neptune's bald head. P.S. This is a bad skeet.
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM