Ryan Conway
@thenotoriousdonut.bsky.social
Everyone on ESPN’s draft coverage should be fired
April 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Everyone on ESPN’s draft coverage should be fired
For the next space trip they should bring flat earthers
April 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
For the next space trip they should bring flat earthers
If there was truly no God or Jesus we would not have Dua Lipa
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If there was truly no God or Jesus we would not have Dua Lipa
If I needed to filibuster I would just recite the entirety of the LOTR trilogy (extended editions obviously)
April 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If I needed to filibuster I would just recite the entirety of the LOTR trilogy (extended editions obviously)
Imagine having a cute baby boy then naming him Guy
March 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Imagine having a cute baby boy then naming him Guy
TWO GOAT: A podcast with LeBron James and Michael Jordan. Make it happen
March 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
TWO GOAT: A podcast with LeBron James and Michael Jordan. Make it happen
Good Charlotte was cooking when they said “Well did you know when you were famous you could kill your wife, and there’s no such thing as 25 to life, as long as you got the cash to pay for Cochran” and no one acknowledges it
March 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Good Charlotte was cooking when they said “Well did you know when you were famous you could kill your wife, and there’s no such thing as 25 to life, as long as you got the cash to pay for Cochran” and no one acknowledges it
I hope everyone is having a great day except for people who just throw their weights on the ground after a set, you’re loud and obnoxious and you’re not impressing anyone and you deserve for your pizza delivery to be late 30 minutes
March 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I hope everyone is having a great day except for people who just throw their weights on the ground after a set, you’re loud and obnoxious and you’re not impressing anyone and you deserve for your pizza delivery to be late 30 minutes
The most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen is Keri Russel in season 2 of The Americans
March 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen is Keri Russel in season 2 of The Americans
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A James Bond TV show for a streaming service in 2025 is gonna be insufferable. Just 10 episodes of a guy that doesn't call himself either James Bond or 007 yet and then in the final episode, he orders a martini, shaken not stirred, and we all politely clap and Season 2 takes 5 years to come out
February 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A James Bond TV show for a streaming service in 2025 is gonna be insufferable. Just 10 episodes of a guy that doesn't call himself either James Bond or 007 yet and then in the final episode, he orders a martini, shaken not stirred, and we all politely clap and Season 2 takes 5 years to come out
Snow White is the ugliest animated princess and I’m tired of pretending she’s not. She looks like a thumb
February 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Snow White is the ugliest animated princess and I’m tired of pretending she’s not. She looks like a thumb
People in advertising will be watching law and order then when a commercial comes on be like “ooh quiet my show’s on”
February 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
People in advertising will be watching law and order then when a commercial comes on be like “ooh quiet my show’s on”
I don’t know why but I fucking hate Bobby Flay
February 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I don’t know why but I fucking hate Bobby Flay
I really like that country song about beer, pick up trucks, country, or women in boots
February 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I really like that country song about beer, pick up trucks, country, or women in boots
Eli has better overall career numbers than Troy Aikman, Jim Kelly, John Elway, and Steve Young. He has two super bowls, Aikman has 3, Elway has 2, Steve Young has 3, and Kelly lost 4 times in a row. How tf is this dude not first ballot
February 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Eli has better overall career numbers than Troy Aikman, Jim Kelly, John Elway, and Steve Young. He has two super bowls, Aikman has 3, Elway has 2, Steve Young has 3, and Kelly lost 4 times in a row. How tf is this dude not first ballot
If one of my friends came out to me, I would be disgusted. Not because of the gay thing, but because they never made a move on me.
February 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If one of my friends came out to me, I would be disgusted. Not because of the gay thing, but because they never made a move on me.
I haven’t skipped in like 10 years and I’m terrified to see if I can do it again. Imagine people judging me that I can’t skip right. Embarrassing
February 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I haven’t skipped in like 10 years and I’m terrified to see if I can do it again. Imagine people judging me that I can’t skip right. Embarrassing
Matching with girls on hinge then them not answering at all is basically blue balls without sex
February 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Matching with girls on hinge then them not answering at all is basically blue balls without sex
Just had a glass of regular white milk and it was delicious
January 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Just had a glass of regular white milk and it was delicious
Influencers will be like “Getting ready, have such a busy and crazy day” and they’ll just be going to Whole Foods
January 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Influencers will be like “Getting ready, have such a busy and crazy day” and they’ll just be going to Whole Foods
You never truly mature until you begin texting “yeah” instead of “ya”
January 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You never truly mature until you begin texting “yeah” instead of “ya”
Luigi, can you hear me?
Luigi, can you see
Luigi, can you see
January 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Luigi, can you hear me?
Luigi, can you see
Luigi, can you see
I think I get more stressed watching an episode of Shark Tank than I do watching any of my teams play
January 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I think I get more stressed watching an episode of Shark Tank than I do watching any of my teams play
I think it’s okay for us as a society to acknowledge that Shakespeare was a little pretentious. “Oh Juliet is gonna die. Then Romeo kills himself to die beside her. But wait, Juliet was faking! But Romeo is already dead! So she’s gonna be heart broken and actually kill herself” fuck off, William.
December 28, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I think it’s okay for us as a society to acknowledge that Shakespeare was a little pretentious. “Oh Juliet is gonna die. Then Romeo kills himself to die beside her. But wait, Juliet was faking! But Romeo is already dead! So she’s gonna be heart broken and actually kill herself” fuck off, William.
Fellas, is it gay to know every single word to Rude Boy by Rihanna and belt it at the top of your longs with all the windows down?
December 11, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Fellas, is it gay to know every single word to Rude Boy by Rihanna and belt it at the top of your longs with all the windows down?