If Melania hadn't been there to give him directions, Trump would still be stuck on that escalator.

Opened my fridge and found that all my beer had been raptured.

Oh, well ...

So ..? Did y'all have a successful Rapture?

It's only a matter of time before Trump lets Elmo buy Tik-tok.

The great thing about Elmo buying Twitter and then going full-blown MAGA bonkers is that he made the platform completely irrelevant. Once a force to be reckoned with, it is now a cloud chamber echoing right-wing conspiracy nonsense which no one on the outside cares about. Madness has been contained.

Found this cute thing in the garden a few days ago.

Time for a shower.

One day, it’s like a miracle, he will disappear.

So this is what MAGA policy boils down to: Trying to decide who gets to use which restrooms.

Trump's cabinet. Square, cheap, rickety, and white.

X is rapidly becoming Elmo's own $44 bn version of the delusionally named Truth Social, a madman's monstrously misused megaphone.

Imagine being so insecure that you need someone like Trump in order to find a father figure who'll at least pretend to like you, and so desperate for attention that you'd order your code department to change the X algorithm so your own posts pollute everybody's timeline.

Good thing Elmo's not here.

I'd say Trump has taken an entirely new approach to bringing a sex offender to justice ...

I always had an almost desperate urge to read. Books. Newspapers. Magazines. Comics. Plays. Anything. And then, one day I thought I'd try writing instead of reading. 13 weeks later, everything I'd ever read and found interesting had been condensed into this:

www.xn--fnsbo-vua.dk/vare/midge-f...