Pat, are we writing self-insert fanfic now?!

So sorry for your loss Pat! xxx

I get him a lot too 🙃

Alongside the same white celeb comparisons, I often get “you look like a child and 40 at the same time.” How can I interpret that as anything OTHER than an insult? I once said “hey, maybe don’t say that,” and the guy replied, “no, I’m right. I WhatsApped your pic to my whole family and they agreed.”

“Gunk From The Chickpea Can” is the name of my upcoming album.

I know exactly what you mean. That uniquely nauseating liberal smugness - the same flavour as watching the Oscars or remembering “clap for while the NHS”. And now Gavin Newsom, the great progressive hope, is out here nodding along to Charlie Kirk’s sewer filth. Unbelievable.