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Noel
@thenoelman.bsky.social
I cheer/complain about the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, the Disco Biscuits and maybe a little bit of Phish.

Just sit still and we'll screw on your head...
Are the Timbers going to bring in a 3rd striker, or are they going to try to go with Mora and Kelsey all season?
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
WFH for life
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I saw a Reddit thread about this. The Motet is playing an early show, Biscuits are the late night.
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Definitely not selling the tickets that I have. And Jam Cruise is a lot more than one band...
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I thought they moved it to Tuesday's because of Monday Night Football? I've never bothered to listen live though, so I'm not sure.
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It's not real until the band acknowledges it, but they have shows starting next weekend so we'll know soon.
October 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Is Pants definitely out?
October 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hina traded. This is terrible.
September 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Did you write this before or after the 23rd?
September 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Finn Surman would like to have a word with you
September 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I went to all of them and it's generally the best weekend of the year. But I'd actually agree that 2012 was the best dick's in terms of the music.
August 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Will Matias Rojas also be a DP? It seems like the Timbers are out of DP slots?
August 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'd lump Santi with Ivacic. Both were immature temper tantrums.
August 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
What does it take to fire Rob Gale? That loss looked 100% on him
June 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Did you look at the price tag?
May 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Check the box that says you have the underlying medical condition and get the vaccine.
May 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Have they really not figured out how to give you a "resume" button if you pause a match part of the way through and it times out on you? Have they really not figured out that if you hide the scores, you don't want to see all the goal highlights next to where you play the game?
May 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So in January while on Biscuits tour, I was planning Phish tour. Now I'm on that Phish tour and I'm planning Biscuits tour. Thank you for bringing it full circle.
April 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Svenghali -> Freeze Los Angeles
April 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You got freight trained. Happens a lot at that intersection
April 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
That's why I picked it!
April 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My money would be on the Tacoma Dome
April 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
But Matt Doyle will mark them down a spot or two
April 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
None of that is a hard ask.

Can I get dinner and a Movie? I have yet to see one (in 230 shows).
April 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM