Dr. Noel R. Rogers
@thenoelinthings.bsky.social
I am a misfit toy.
Gal Gadot was hesitant to sign on to the Snow White remake until Disney assured her it was a bomb directed at children
April 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Gal Gadot was hesitant to sign on to the Snow White remake until Disney assured her it was a bomb directed at children
Kids getting gunned down in school on the regular is just something we as a free society are going to have to learn to accept in the name of freedom, but protesting a car dealership is simply intolerable
March 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Kids getting gunned down in school on the regular is just something we as a free society are going to have to learn to accept in the name of freedom, but protesting a car dealership is simply intolerable
How is Amy Schumer only the second most cringe Schumer
March 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
How is Amy Schumer only the second most cringe Schumer
It’s certainly an odd coincidence that the only people that believe in a natural hierarchy are the ones who think they’re on the top of it
March 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s certainly an odd coincidence that the only people that believe in a natural hierarchy are the ones who think they’re on the top of it
Liberals give concessions to fascists.
Leftists give concussions to fascists.
Leftists give concussions to fascists.
March 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Liberals give concessions to fascists.
Leftists give concussions to fascists.
Leftists give concussions to fascists.
The Democrat Party serves the same function that putting a deck chair into a parking spot does; it is not a car itself but it serves to prevent actual cars from occupying that space.
March 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The Democrat Party serves the same function that putting a deck chair into a parking spot does; it is not a car itself but it serves to prevent actual cars from occupying that space.
At some point we’re all going to have to come to terms with the inherent patriarchal mindset underlying the use of “bastard” as a pejorative
But until that day, ACAB
But until that day, ACAB
February 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
At some point we’re all going to have to come to terms with the inherent patriarchal mindset underlying the use of “bastard” as a pejorative
But until that day, ACAB
But until that day, ACAB
Your periodic reminder that “BE GAY” and “DO CRIMES” are both opposites of “GO STRAIGHT.”
February 17, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Your periodic reminder that “BE GAY” and “DO CRIMES” are both opposites of “GO STRAIGHT.”
The problem with all that tired old talk about running the country like a business is that a county and a business are two very different and fundamentally incompatible models. 1/12
February 16, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The problem with all that tired old talk about running the country like a business is that a county and a business are two very different and fundamentally incompatible models. 1/12
I feel like if Transformers One came out this year instead of last it might have done better because it has suddenly become far more relevant.
Then again the marketing was horseshit and most people didn’t even know it existed so maybe the increased relevance would be moot regardless
Then again the marketing was horseshit and most people didn’t even know it existed so maybe the increased relevance would be moot regardless
February 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I feel like if Transformers One came out this year instead of last it might have done better because it has suddenly become far more relevant.
Then again the marketing was horseshit and most people didn’t even know it existed so maybe the increased relevance would be moot regardless
Then again the marketing was horseshit and most people didn’t even know it existed so maybe the increased relevance would be moot regardless
JD Vance is so scurrilous that even the Catholic fucking Church is like whoa hold up
February 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
JD Vance is so scurrilous that even the Catholic fucking Church is like whoa hold up
The thing about the neoliberal obsession with free markets is that it is insincere. They want to put their thumb on the scale. In a true laissez-faire society a Luigi Mangione would be seen as the Invisible Hand acting to correct an imbalance in the market; in neoliberal America he is in jail.
February 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The thing about the neoliberal obsession with free markets is that it is insincere. They want to put their thumb on the scale. In a true laissez-faire society a Luigi Mangione would be seen as the Invisible Hand acting to correct an imbalance in the market; in neoliberal America he is in jail.
Wait a minute wasn’t the last Emperor of the United States also from South Africa
February 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Wait a minute wasn’t the last Emperor of the United States also from South Africa
It speaks to how worthless the so-called Greatest Generation are that they went overseas to fight nazis and fascists and then came home and couldn’t bother to teach their Boomer kids that fascism and nazism are bad in any meaningful way.
February 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It speaks to how worthless the so-called Greatest Generation are that they went overseas to fight nazis and fascists and then came home and couldn’t bother to teach their Boomer kids that fascism and nazism are bad in any meaningful way.
You’re goddamn right I’m a globalist. You know why? The globe exists. We all live on it together. Nations, meanwhile, do not exist at all except inasmuch as we act like they do. They’re social fictions. No inherent reality. Nationalism is a form of LARPing and a scurrilous one at that.
February 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
You’re goddamn right I’m a globalist. You know why? The globe exists. We all live on it together. Nations, meanwhile, do not exist at all except inasmuch as we act like they do. They’re social fictions. No inherent reality. Nationalism is a form of LARPing and a scurrilous one at that.
Transphobes are obsessed with biology and genetics because only from a biological, genetic standpoint can they even be considered human beings
February 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Transphobes are obsessed with biology and genetics because only from a biological, genetic standpoint can they even be considered human beings
One thing Bob Budiansky really got right when establishing Transformers lore and tech specs forty years ago: it really is “freedom is the right of all sentient beings” on one side and “peace through tyranny” on the other.
February 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
One thing Bob Budiansky really got right when establishing Transformers lore and tech specs forty years ago: it really is “freedom is the right of all sentient beings” on one side and “peace through tyranny” on the other.
People tell their kids that a man who was dead for three days came back to life with no neurological damage and then want to lecture the rest of us about basic biology
February 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
People tell their kids that a man who was dead for three days came back to life with no neurological damage and then want to lecture the rest of us about basic biology
No one’s talking about it from this angle but legally redefining everyone as a woman just so he can be the first woman president has to be one of the pettiest things Trump has ever done
January 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
No one’s talking about it from this angle but legally redefining everyone as a woman just so he can be the first woman president has to be one of the pettiest things Trump has ever done
Oh yeah right I forgot I had this.
January 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Oh yeah right I forgot I had this.
Rumble and Frenzy are the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of the Transformers franchise
October 29, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Rumble and Frenzy are the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of the Transformers franchise
You ever wonder about how some people will construct their entire identity around what country they’re from or what country their ancestors came from and like 90% of their ancestors were fish
September 18, 2023 at 4:54 AM
You ever wonder about how some people will construct their entire identity around what country they’re from or what country their ancestors came from and like 90% of their ancestors were fish
I don’t want to hear one word about “how can you believe a man can become a woman” from anyone who believes bread and wine can become a man
September 16, 2023 at 1:41 AM
I don’t want to hear one word about “how can you believe a man can become a woman” from anyone who believes bread and wine can become a man
Louie is restless.
September 13, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Louie is restless.