Dan’s Nintendo Feed
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Nintendo Historian/Collector, Super Smash Bros Ultimate Spirit Collection World Record Holder, Professional Mom/House Loser, 15 Years of Professional Nintendo Tweets, and 6+ Months of Professional Grifting!
King K. Rool one shots Void Kong just like my family one shotted me with an eviction notice.
July 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
King K. Rool one shots Void Kong just like my family one shotted me with an eviction notice.
🎵 Squatting like I’m Dan. I mother fucking am. 🎵
July 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
🎵 Squatting like I’m Dan. I mother fucking am. 🎵
How I look when I’ve had gas station hot dogs for dinner
February 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
How I look when I’ve had gas station hot dogs for dinner
Fuck ebay. I want to be an eboy.
February 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Fuck ebay. I want to be an eboy.
The only thing colder than my family’s hearts is me, at night. It’s fucking cold. Give me money. Vroom vroom.
January 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The only thing colder than my family’s hearts is me, at night. It’s fucking cold. Give me money. Vroom vroom.
You know what I need more than a home? A Switch 2.
January 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You know what I need more than a home? A Switch 2.
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Thinking about the Donkey Schlong.
November 15, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Thinking about the Donkey Schlong.
How I feel when I have a full tank of gas in my home.
January 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
How I feel when I have a full tank of gas in my home.
I’m starting to think plushies aren’t a sustainable diet.
January 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I’m starting to think plushies aren’t a sustainable diet.
Vroom vroom. That’s the sound my house makes when I have the heat on.
December 27, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Vroom vroom. That’s the sound my house makes when I have the heat on.
IF 10,000 PEOPLE EACH GAVE ME $5, I WOULDN’T HAVE TO LIVE IN MY FUCKING CAR ANYMORE.
December 23, 2024 at 7:27 PM
IF 10,000 PEOPLE EACH GAVE ME $5, I WOULDN’T HAVE TO LIVE IN MY FUCKING CAR ANYMORE.
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Wait until I find out who the CEO is of my mother’s house.
December 11, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Wait until I find out who the CEO is of my mother’s house.
I must have this for my collection.
December 15, 2024 at 2:02 AM
I must have this for my collection.
Wait until I find out who the CEO is of my mother’s house.
December 11, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Wait until I find out who the CEO is of my mother’s house.
My face when you won’t spend all your expendable income on✨me✨
December 6, 2024 at 7:29 PM
My face when you won’t spend all your expendable income on✨me✨
Fuck you all. Gimme money.
December 6, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Fuck you all. Gimme money.
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My brother has yee’d his last haw.
November 14, 2024 at 9:46 PM
My brother has yee’d his last haw.
Knock knock.
December 3, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Knock knock.
When I’m told I can’t keep living rent free in a home I don’t legally own.
November 23, 2024 at 7:39 PM
When I’m told I can’t keep living rent free in a home I don’t legally own.
I hate my family.
November 23, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I hate my family.
New selfie.
November 17, 2024 at 5:45 AM
New selfie.
Them: If you don’t get a job soon, you’ll be homeless and have to live out of your car. What are you going to do?
Me:
Me:
November 15, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Them: If you don’t get a job soon, you’ll be homeless and have to live out of your car. What are you going to do?
Me:
Me:
Waking up your parents at 3am because you pooped your pants like
November 15, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Waking up your parents at 3am because you pooped your pants like
Thinking about the Donkey Schlong.
November 15, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Thinking about the Donkey Schlong.