The New Porker
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The New Porker
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Yes, and spread false news about what is going on
June 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Of course the irony is the undoubtedly far right person who added the "M S 1 3" to the photo did so simply to indicate their (false) interpretation of the tattoos. They never thought anyone would be stupid enough to think their comments were actually on the persons knuckles .. sigh
April 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Snopes looked into this and it seems pretty conclusive that he was shot. Their close-up of his ear on the day does show damage to the ear, which does appear to have healed very well. I think we sd it could have been glass but that theory was debunked so we retract it.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/g...
March 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Conspiracy theories aside, what is most likely is one of the first explanations given on the day, Namely, yes there was an attempt to shoot him that missed. A slither of shattered glass from the teleprompter nicked his ear. Ears bleed copiously with the smallest nick and such nicks heal invisibly.
March 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We set up The New Porker to hold him accountable for every lie he tells. But he overwhelmed us in week 1. We are scrambling to complete a full list of every lie but he’s on course for way more than 33,000
March 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
He wants “peace” as in let Russia take Ukraine so the killing will stop kind of peace so he can then boast he stopped the killing. He’ll probably award himself the Nobel Peace Prize for giving Ukraine to Russia.
March 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
What he actually said ("I didn't come here to play cards.") was way cool ...
March 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Except he is barely 6ft. Every time he stands next to someone who is really 6’3” they tower over him. Especially when he doesn’t have the lifts in his shoes
March 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Of course predictably DOGE will allege that AI will "read" all the email replies. All read within 4 milliseconds, with completely meaningless analysis, serving to have achieved nothing more than to have frustrated the federal workforce
February 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
He IS that dumb. At best he has very moderate intelligence but he believes he is very intelligent. One of the most dangerous combinations as we have all been witnessing.
February 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Love it Molly, keep up the good work
February 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Not half of Ukraine, Adam, Putin is firm on wanting the entirety of the Ukraine. Hence a Crimea like vote in which "the people" of Ukraine vote him in as leader in place of Z, and then Putin directs Ukraine to become part of Russia again just like Crimea. Its all transparent. No half of the place.
February 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If it’s really you, then glad to see you here.
February 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
As predicted, the Trump administration are falsely labelling anyone here without full documentation is a 'criminal' which of course is not true since being undocumented can at most be a civil offence, not a crime. Yet an estimated half of the 'criminals' rounded up this weekend were merely undoc'd
January 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The very people who promoted Trump for president, who are part of families that voted for Trump, are being deported.
January 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
January 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This was only a very tiny fraction of his false statements in his first week. Hoped you’d do better than this AP
January 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Or a special kind of person of color or Christian or ...
January 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
How long until the prices come down Mr. Vance? Until the Democrats get back into power
January 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM