Won this prize for submitting a picture of my dog with her head stuck in a cheezits box. The intrusive thoughts want me to slip it on my wife’s wrists and call her my dirty little French poodle 💀

I try not to automatically think of Mondays as cursed but this sleepless father of 3 needed coffee more than ever today and I ended up pouring one out for my will to live.

This sounds more like a threat the longer you dwell on its boundless potential

Ready for #Akronomicon in #Akron #Ohio. Come by the booth if you’re in the area!

This woman is my spirit animal and I feel it deeply.

#RickyGervais #LifeAdvice #SpiritAnimal