Will Rogers.
@themythtraveler.bsky.social
Someone’s taken their love of scary movies one step too far. ME!
Co-Host of Guide to the Unknown.
Head writer of The Trouble With Tessa.
See also: Blackwood, Survive the Night, Earth Break, Blair Witch box game. More soon.
Co-Host of Guide to the Unknown.
Head writer of The Trouble With Tessa.
See also: Blackwood, Survive the Night, Earth Break, Blair Witch box game. More soon.
I've been sitting on a free Nintendo game voucher for nearly a year, waiting for them to put Metroid Prime 4 up for pre-order.
Voucher expires in 2 weeks. They JUST put the pre-order up!
Finally! My plan is paying off!
Oh wait...because the voucher expires before the release date, I can't use it.
Voucher expires in 2 weeks. They JUST put the pre-order up!
Finally! My plan is paying off!
Oh wait...because the voucher expires before the release date, I can't use it.
September 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I've been sitting on a free Nintendo game voucher for nearly a year, waiting for them to put Metroid Prime 4 up for pre-order.
Voucher expires in 2 weeks. They JUST put the pre-order up!
Finally! My plan is paying off!
Oh wait...because the voucher expires before the release date, I can't use it.
Voucher expires in 2 weeks. They JUST put the pre-order up!
Finally! My plan is paying off!
Oh wait...because the voucher expires before the release date, I can't use it.
It's impossible to believe that, over 100 years ago, a man named Obediah Pringle was shocked to find his name & likeness stolen by a snack manufacturer.
After failing to sue, he claimed their chips were an unnatural shape & therefore IMMORAL.
He died penniless. No one knows this story to this day.
After failing to sue, he claimed their chips were an unnatural shape & therefore IMMORAL.
He died penniless. No one knows this story to this day.
July 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It's impossible to believe that, over 100 years ago, a man named Obediah Pringle was shocked to find his name & likeness stolen by a snack manufacturer.
After failing to sue, he claimed their chips were an unnatural shape & therefore IMMORAL.
He died penniless. No one knows this story to this day.
After failing to sue, he claimed their chips were an unnatural shape & therefore IMMORAL.
He died penniless. No one knows this story to this day.
JASON MANTZOUKAS SHOULD BE THE AMERICAN TASKMASTER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
June 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
JASON MANTZOUKAS SHOULD BE THE AMERICAN TASKMASTER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
We need to make a single box that can play 4K UHD discs and VHS tapes
I’m willing to settle for a PS4 Pro that can play 4K UHD Discs (my favorite horror game is ps4 only)
Get to work!
I’m willing to settle for a PS4 Pro that can play 4K UHD Discs (my favorite horror game is ps4 only)
Get to work!
May 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
We need to make a single box that can play 4K UHD discs and VHS tapes
I’m willing to settle for a PS4 Pro that can play 4K UHD Discs (my favorite horror game is ps4 only)
Get to work!
I’m willing to settle for a PS4 Pro that can play 4K UHD Discs (my favorite horror game is ps4 only)
Get to work!
I am thrilled to share THE TROUBLE WITH TESSA!
The Trouble With Tessa centers on disgraced documentarian Tessa Fowler, who unearths a box of old tapes—one seemingly capturing a murder—and sets out to unravel the dark secrets buried in this perfect town’s past.
bloody-disgusting.com/tv/3868417/t...
The Trouble With Tessa centers on disgraced documentarian Tessa Fowler, who unearths a box of old tapes—one seemingly capturing a murder—and sets out to unravel the dark secrets buried in this perfect town’s past.
bloody-disgusting.com/tv/3868417/t...
May 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I am thrilled to share THE TROUBLE WITH TESSA!
The Trouble With Tessa centers on disgraced documentarian Tessa Fowler, who unearths a box of old tapes—one seemingly capturing a murder—and sets out to unravel the dark secrets buried in this perfect town’s past.
bloody-disgusting.com/tv/3868417/t...
The Trouble With Tessa centers on disgraced documentarian Tessa Fowler, who unearths a box of old tapes—one seemingly capturing a murder—and sets out to unravel the dark secrets buried in this perfect town’s past.
bloody-disgusting.com/tv/3868417/t...
Anytime someone suggests we watch Night of the Living Dead, it gives away that I’m secretly being filmed.
May 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Anytime someone suggests we watch Night of the Living Dead, it gives away that I’m secretly being filmed.
Is Army of the Dead the worst franchise attempt of all time?
Or just the weirdest?
Or just the weirdest?
May 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Is Army of the Dead the worst franchise attempt of all time?
Or just the weirdest?
Or just the weirdest?
All I did was put the MINDHUNTER score on top of an Apple Intelligence commercial.
Is this commercial braggin that AI can help maniacs hide in plain sight easier?
Is this commercial braggin that AI can help maniacs hide in plain sight easier?
April 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
All I did was put the MINDHUNTER score on top of an Apple Intelligence commercial.
Is this commercial braggin that AI can help maniacs hide in plain sight easier?
Is this commercial braggin that AI can help maniacs hide in plain sight easier?
I need a White Lotus parody from the Wet Hot American Summer folks.
Wet Lotus?
Wet Lotus?
April 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I need a White Lotus parody from the Wet Hot American Summer folks.
Wet Lotus?
Wet Lotus?
Fun news: Mickey Mouse has entered the public domain!!
ALARMING news: Mickey Rourke has entered the public domain!!
I realize they needed to boot him from the Big Brother house, but now he could be ANYWHERE
ALARMING news: Mickey Rourke has entered the public domain!!
I realize they needed to boot him from the Big Brother house, but now he could be ANYWHERE
April 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fun news: Mickey Mouse has entered the public domain!!
ALARMING news: Mickey Rourke has entered the public domain!!
I realize they needed to boot him from the Big Brother house, but now he could be ANYWHERE
ALARMING news: Mickey Rourke has entered the public domain!!
I realize they needed to boot him from the Big Brother house, but now he could be ANYWHERE
Trump “would love to” deport American citizens.
ONLY THE CRIMINALS! Don’t get it twisted!
Oh also, ICE grabbed an innocent kid, realized they made a mistake, and for some reason just kind of shrugged and said “take him anyway”
Totally not a recipe for disaster.
Country’s doin great…
ONLY THE CRIMINALS! Don’t get it twisted!
Oh also, ICE grabbed an innocent kid, realized they made a mistake, and for some reason just kind of shrugged and said “take him anyway”
Totally not a recipe for disaster.
Country’s doin great…
April 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Trump “would love to” deport American citizens.
ONLY THE CRIMINALS! Don’t get it twisted!
Oh also, ICE grabbed an innocent kid, realized they made a mistake, and for some reason just kind of shrugged and said “take him anyway”
Totally not a recipe for disaster.
Country’s doin great…
ONLY THE CRIMINALS! Don’t get it twisted!
Oh also, ICE grabbed an innocent kid, realized they made a mistake, and for some reason just kind of shrugged and said “take him anyway”
Totally not a recipe for disaster.
Country’s doin great…
Hey @neptunesalad.bsky.social you told me about the obscure Blair Witch teddy bear last year.
I own one now.
All your fault!
I own one now.
All your fault!
April 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Hey @neptunesalad.bsky.social you told me about the obscure Blair Witch teddy bear last year.
I own one now.
All your fault!
I own one now.
All your fault!
Should I trim this sweet potato’s toenail?
🤮 Yes
🤢 No
🤮 Yes
🤢 No
March 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Should I trim this sweet potato’s toenail?
🤮 Yes
🤢 No
🤮 Yes
🤢 No
Just kinda fun to see
March 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Just kinda fun to see
My book SURVIVE THE NIGHT is out!
Choose your own adventure in this GORY graphic novel! Catch all the horror references you can, and have a bloody good time!
Get it here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Surviv...
All giveaway winners have been notified, btw! Thanks for the support, everyone!
Choose your own adventure in this GORY graphic novel! Catch all the horror references you can, and have a bloody good time!
Get it here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Surviv...
All giveaway winners have been notified, btw! Thanks for the support, everyone!
March 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My book SURVIVE THE NIGHT is out!
Choose your own adventure in this GORY graphic novel! Catch all the horror references you can, and have a bloody good time!
Get it here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Surviv...
All giveaway winners have been notified, btw! Thanks for the support, everyone!
Choose your own adventure in this GORY graphic novel! Catch all the horror references you can, and have a bloody good time!
Get it here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Surviv...
All giveaway winners have been notified, btw! Thanks for the support, everyone!
I had SO much fun doing this episode of the EYE ON HORROR podcast!
Check it out: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
Check it out: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
March 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I had SO much fun doing this episode of the EYE ON HORROR podcast!
Check it out: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
Check it out: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
…to be entered to win a copy of my new book SURVIVE THE NIGHT
Tag @gttupod or join our PATREON!
Patreon.com/gttupod
The book hits stores TOMORROW!
…to be entered to win a copy of my new book SURVIVE THE NIGHT
Tag @gttupod or join our PATREON!
Patreon.com/gttupod
The book hits stores TOMORROW!
March 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
…to be entered to win a copy of my new book SURVIVE THE NIGHT
Tag @gttupod or join our PATREON!
Patreon.com/gttupod
The book hits stores TOMORROW!
…to be entered to win a copy of my new book SURVIVE THE NIGHT
Tag @gttupod or join our PATREON!
Patreon.com/gttupod
The book hits stores TOMORROW!
Games that shouldn't have been made, but since they were, they require a remake.
They never deserved to be officially numbered entries...but that choice was made.
Make it right.
They never deserved to be officially numbered entries...but that choice was made.
Make it right.
March 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Games that shouldn't have been made, but since they were, they require a remake.
They never deserved to be officially numbered entries...but that choice was made.
Make it right.
They never deserved to be officially numbered entries...but that choice was made.
Make it right.
So @remedygames.com and @rockstargames.com are definitely seeing this, right?
Jack Quaid as Max Payne someday?
Jack Quaid as Max Payne someday?
March 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
So @remedygames.com and @rockstargames.com are definitely seeing this, right?
Jack Quaid as Max Payne someday?
Jack Quaid as Max Payne someday?
Do you have what it takes to SURVIVE THE NIGHT!?
It's a gory slasher comic. It's a choose-your-own-adventure story. It's a coloring book!
ALL IN ONE!
Oh, and I wrote it!
Survive the Night hits all major retailers on March 18th!
PRE-ORDER HERE: insighteditions.com/products/sur...
It's a gory slasher comic. It's a choose-your-own-adventure story. It's a coloring book!
ALL IN ONE!
Oh, and I wrote it!
Survive the Night hits all major retailers on March 18th!
PRE-ORDER HERE: insighteditions.com/products/sur...
March 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Do you have what it takes to SURVIVE THE NIGHT!?
It's a gory slasher comic. It's a choose-your-own-adventure story. It's a coloring book!
ALL IN ONE!
Oh, and I wrote it!
Survive the Night hits all major retailers on March 18th!
PRE-ORDER HERE: insighteditions.com/products/sur...
It's a gory slasher comic. It's a choose-your-own-adventure story. It's a coloring book!
ALL IN ONE!
Oh, and I wrote it!
Survive the Night hits all major retailers on March 18th!
PRE-ORDER HERE: insighteditions.com/products/sur...
Trump looking like Large Marge
February 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Trump looking like Large Marge
10/10
Red Dead Redemption 1 is a super fun game with a great horror expansion.
But also it’s got one of the most resonant stories I’ve ever found in a game.
Kind of like reading a great book
Red Dead Redemption 1 is a super fun game with a great horror expansion.
But also it’s got one of the most resonant stories I’ve ever found in a game.
Kind of like reading a great book
February 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
10/10
Red Dead Redemption 1 is a super fun game with a great horror expansion.
But also it’s got one of the most resonant stories I’ve ever found in a game.
Kind of like reading a great book
Red Dead Redemption 1 is a super fun game with a great horror expansion.
But also it’s got one of the most resonant stories I’ve ever found in a game.
Kind of like reading a great book
Check out this INCREDIBLE artwork by Thea Arnman for my story “The Woman on the 13th Floor!”
It’s the cover art (!!!) for The NoSleep Podcast S22E10!
Honored to have my final (for now?) story in the series get a spotlight!
Listen to scary stories here:
www.thenosleeppodcast.com/episodes/s22...
It’s the cover art (!!!) for The NoSleep Podcast S22E10!
Honored to have my final (for now?) story in the series get a spotlight!
Listen to scary stories here:
www.thenosleeppodcast.com/episodes/s22...
February 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Check out this INCREDIBLE artwork by Thea Arnman for my story “The Woman on the 13th Floor!”
It’s the cover art (!!!) for The NoSleep Podcast S22E10!
Honored to have my final (for now?) story in the series get a spotlight!
Listen to scary stories here:
www.thenosleeppodcast.com/episodes/s22...
It’s the cover art (!!!) for The NoSleep Podcast S22E10!
Honored to have my final (for now?) story in the series get a spotlight!
Listen to scary stories here:
www.thenosleeppodcast.com/episodes/s22...
Hit me with any good book series a 4 year old could get into.
No Harry Potter
Things Zoe loves in pictures
No Harry Potter
Things Zoe loves in pictures
February 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hit me with any good book series a 4 year old could get into.
No Harry Potter
Things Zoe loves in pictures
No Harry Potter
Things Zoe loves in pictures