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the "real American conservatives" you're arguing with on Facebook
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November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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A meme using a cropped photo of Donald J. Trump groping Bill Clinton's genitals over his clothes. Trump is captioned, "John Mellencamp," and Clinton is captioned, "A chili dog."
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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go fuck yourself, J6er John M. Cameron aka @.johnrockshomes on Twitter
a tweet by traitor John M. Cameron (@johnrockshomes on Twitter) saying "I am a J6er. My ex emailed me a Dear John divorce letter while I was incarcerated Jan 2023. I fought it for a year. It was final in May 2024. Well, I have a steady girlfriend. J6ers trying to date, especially old guys like me, is as problematic as J6ers trying to find jobs. Even conservative women had difficulty with the real nature of a J6er. Like their liberal family and friends freaking out. Financial devastation and rebuilding. Here's to J6ers rebuilding their lives. God bless the J6ers!"
September 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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a picture of a woman in a dress, in a field of tall grass with trees and the sun in the background, and a caption that says "Being human without tits feels pointless."
August 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Tom Hardy from Mad Max Fury Road captioned with "Thats propaganda" as reference to his famous line "that's bait"
March 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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it's Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, but Will Smith has Justin Trudeau's face and Chris Rock has Donald J. Trump's face. The caption says "YOU BETTER KEEP CANADA OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!"
February 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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April O'Neil learning Ninjutsu all the way back in 1991
from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures #19 (Archie TMNT) Master Splinter and April O'Neil are speaking to Leo, Mikey, Mondo Gecko, and Don who asked where Raph is Splinter: "Ahem! He'll be along shortly." April: "Guys... Splinter has begun teaching me how to use a katana blade...! continued from previous panel, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Mondo Gecko, Donatello, April O'Neil, and Master Splinter are talking together on a rooftop Mondo: "Radical!" Leo: "That's really great, April! Soon we'll be able to spar..!" Splinter: "April has taught me a few things as well..."
January 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles Adventures #18 (Archie TMNT) The Turtles and April O'Neil walk through the sewers, hearing music nearby and walking by barrels of toxic waste in the water April: "WHO DUMPED ALL THIS WASTE?" Mikey: "SHREDDER. WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE." Raph: "SOUNDS LIKE METAL."
January 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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The Kemp's Ridley sea turtle is still critically endangered in 2025
from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures #17 (Archie TMNT), published February 1991, titled "Fight the Power" The turtles, April O'Neil, and Man Ray are in the ocean water. May Ray has a sea turtle in his hands Man Ray: "...THAT WAY TURTLES LIKE THIS KEMP'S RIDLEY SEA TURTLE WON'T DROWN ... AND DIE... ALL FIVE SEA TURTLE SPECIES FOUND OFF AMERICA'S COASTS ARE ENDANGERED ... AND KEMP'S RIDLEY MOST SERIOUSLY SO. PRIOR To THE 1960's, THE KEMP'S WAS EXPLOITED FOR ITS EGGS. MULE TRAINS WOULD CARRY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF EGGS TO MARKET... THOUSANDS OF FEMALES WERE CAUGHT OFFSHORE AND CUT OPEN JUST FOR THEIR EGGS..."
January 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures #16 (Archie TMNT), January 1991 Donatello, the other Turtles, and April O'Neil are swimming underwater toward an island when Donatello notices a sea turtle with plastic six-pack rings around its neck and flipper from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures #16 (Archie TMNT), January 1991 a closeup of Donatello removing the plastic six-pack ring from the sea turtle's face and body
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures #16 (Archie TMNT), Jan 1991 The Turtles and April O'Neil are in the foreground on rafts constructed by recycling the garbage on the beach, Jagwar and Dreadmon are in the background on the beach pondering about Ninja Turtles from America Dreadmon: "Maybe there's Japanese-American?"
January 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures # (TMNT Archie), Jan 1991 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Jagwar, April O'Neil, and Dreadmon are on a beach covered in garbage. Raphael: "YEAH ... SO NOW WHAT?" Leo: "Good QUESTION" Jagwar: "CARAMBA ... NEVER HAVE I SEEN SUCH TRASH."
January 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures #15 (Oct 1990) (Archie TMNT) The Turtles, Jagwar, and April O'Neil are in the jungle by a river. Jagwar has jut caught a fish. April (narrator): "JAGWAR HAS TAUGHT US TO LIVE OFF THE LAND ... HE TREATS THE WILD EARTH AS A KIND OF FLESH ..." Jagwar (to a fish): "I AM SORRY, MY FRIEND, BUT I MUST TAKE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WE MAY GO ON LIVING." Narr (cont.): "... LIVING OFF IT IN SUCH A WAY SO AS NOT TO WOUND IT."
January 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Cuddly Cowlick look down upon the flooded streets of New York in the future Raphael: "What happened?" Cuddly: "Melting ice-caps have raised ocean levels..." TMNT Adventures #7 (Dec 1989, Archie) Continued from the previous panel of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Cuddly Cowlick look down upon the flooded streets of New York in the future Cuddly: "A result of an out-of-control greenhouse effect. But this doesn't necessarily have to be your future... it's one of your possible futures..." TMNT Adventures #7 (Dec 1989, Archie)
January 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Future Don from TMNT Adventures issue 42 saying to Raph, Splinter, Ninjara, "...there are so many things to tell you." They are standing on the rooftop of a building at night. Future Raph is also listening
January 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM