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Inspector Murph
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"All governments suffer a recurring problem: power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible" Frank Herbert

Racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning. Delete the wife. #RoughCollie
There is an article on BBC today about the ban on wet wipes & blocked sewers. It contained a video with this image & I immediately thought of C-Anal+++
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
#FreeTheBear

Free the Peruvian One
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Well well well.

Isn't this email just a treasure trove of potentially incriminating nuggets?

I don't know about for Trump but these emails are devastating for the shitty Wolf

youtu.be/vBl1piAxcGs?...
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Is anyone seriously mistaking these as being the same character.

Parents allowing their preschoolers to watch Spitting Image can you please report yourself to your local social worker

www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/padd...
October 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
References: Bloomberg News (Left) Sasha Yanchin (Right)
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Bill Burr, that's not really 3 things you couldn't talk about now, is it?

Courtesy of Atsuko Okatsuka:

1) Legal system
2) govt
3) culture
4) the people
5) leadership
6) public figures
7) Saudi royals
8) religious practice
9) religious tradition
10) any religion
11) the country of Saudi Arabia.
October 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Had a Freudian slip.

Said Deform instead of Reform.

Seems more appropriate.
October 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When a #roughcollie is offended by having to wait 5 mins for her dinner #GuzzleGuts
October 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
October 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I cannot deny those eyes!
#roughcollie
October 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I really would like just to retreat into #roughcollie bluesky. It's a much nicer place
October 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Yup. Have so many blurry photos because Murph moves too fast! Took 3 other photos just to get this one of her bringing her ducks to me to play
October 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Menzies Campbell was my family's constituent MP up until his retirement. Great guy. Very effective. Wendy Chamberlain is now the local MP & continuing to hold the seat for Lib Dems. Wendy & her team stepped in to help my dying dad over bank holiday Easter weekend.
September 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Er, no.

A bit like sending your fiance to be ambassador to Greece there has to be a way of dumping someone without resorting to collective punishment.
September 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Given the need to submit accounts each year, file HMRC tax returns, this pissing away of £134,000,000 must have been known long ago? This level of mismanagement of funds must be illegal? Mone must realise her own goal. People want the £ back or her in prison, at the very least.
September 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"Socialism rules"

Daily Mail is a joke.
September 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is one of my all time favourite comments.
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Murph meets Chaos Hedgehog, a toy with a squeak that sends all rough collies potty
September 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Supreme cuteness
September 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Wonderful nurse called Chloe helped us bring my dad's surviving dog Evie into hospital. She was on the bed with him giving her tickles. My dad died a couple of weeks later. Evie went to funeral too but came back a different dog. We are enormously grateful for Chloe & the funeral director.
September 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The world is held hostage by the real life Grandpa Simpson
August 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The world is held hostage by the real life Grandpa Simpson
August 19, 2025 at 8:16 AM
NHS Scotland Device Safety release on Zimmer Biomet NexGen Knee replacement #NexGenKnee #NHSScotland #ZimmerBiomet #KneeReplacement

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
August 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I think a reasonable argument to make is that the US, & UK, would be no worse off if a #roughcollie was the leader of those countries.

In fact, I would argue that a rough collie would do a considerably better job.
July 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Having heard that Lewis Capaldi has been prescribed aripiprazole (presumably for Tourette's, not anxiety) - a drug I was on for 3 wks - I was surprised to see the same averse drug reactions of dopamine agonists for RLS. I also had augmentation with DA.

Wonder if augmentation will become issue too?
July 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM