TheMrsBarnes
@themrsbarnes.bsky.social
Wife. Mama. Fur-mama. Crocheter. Bibliophile. Political junkie. As blue as a Smurf’s butt. Living life one pissy fit at a time.
Joke of the day:
Which side of the Turkey has the most feathers?
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The OUTSIDE! 🥁
Which side of the Turkey has the most feathers?
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The OUTSIDE! 🥁
November 28, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Joke of the day:
Which side of the Turkey has the most feathers?
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.
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The OUTSIDE! 🥁
Which side of the Turkey has the most feathers?
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The OUTSIDE! 🥁
I’m sorry, excuse me. Did you say ✨cranberry crumble✨?? 🤤🤤
November 28, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I’m sorry, excuse me. Did you say ✨cranberry crumble✨?? 🤤🤤
Always one of my favorite Thanksgiving stories. Family doesn’t have to be blood. 💙
November 28, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Always one of my favorite Thanksgiving stories. Family doesn’t have to be blood. 💙
Ok but this is a whole other level genius!
November 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Ok but this is a whole other level genius!
They literally have to FAFO this time around.
November 27, 2024 at 2:23 AM
They literally have to FAFO this time around.
Reason why I never had kids and divorced my first husband. 🤷🏻♀️
November 25, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Reason why I never had kids and divorced my first husband. 🤷🏻♀️
Third smallest?
Still bigger than his tiny 🍆. 🤷🏻♀️
Still bigger than his tiny 🍆. 🤷🏻♀️
November 23, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Third smallest?
Still bigger than his tiny 🍆. 🤷🏻♀️
Still bigger than his tiny 🍆. 🤷🏻♀️
Yep. Still 6 feet above ground at the moment.
November 22, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Yep. Still 6 feet above ground at the moment.
FOLLOW ME MOTHERFUCKER!
November 22, 2024 at 3:31 AM
FOLLOW ME MOTHERFUCKER!
I will respectfully disagree on NC. It’s most definitely a purple state, bordering on blue.
November 22, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I will respectfully disagree on NC. It’s most definitely a purple state, bordering on blue.
I’m so so sorry for offending anyone. Absolutely was not my intent! 🫶🏻
November 21, 2024 at 11:38 AM
I’m so so sorry for offending anyone. Absolutely was not my intent! 🫶🏻
You are correct! I apologize if I have offended anyone. Thank you! 🫶🏻
November 21, 2024 at 11:37 AM
You are correct! I apologize if I have offended anyone. Thank you! 🫶🏻
You are absolutely correct. I apologize for any offense caused. Thank you. 🫶🏻
November 21, 2024 at 11:36 AM
You are absolutely correct. I apologize for any offense caused. Thank you. 🫶🏻
For real. You think we could get a bunch of Māori folk over here to do hakas all day everyday for the. Ext four years? Those people are effing amazing!
November 20, 2024 at 5:11 PM
For real. You think we could get a bunch of Māori folk over here to do hakas all day everyday for the. Ext four years? Those people are effing amazing!
Hmmmmm….sounds like a dictatorship. 🤔
November 18, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Hmmmmm….sounds like a dictatorship. 🤔