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MrMellow
@themrmellow.bsky.social
Freelance Author; tell your friends.
🔞 Adult and B E A N content. 🔞
Very normal if you ignore the smut.

Stories here:
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mrmellow/
Me?
(looks at own bio)
... Naaaahh, I would *never*.
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Reposted by MrMellow
its something a fucking machine that steals human talent can -never- properly replicate.

Learn art the human experience way, its never too late to start your own!
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It's *actually* this easy!

I literally said "I bet I can animate," picked up SFM (free) and made smth that got 1k+ faves in, like, a week. And then, I took what I learned and made another, *longer* one!!!

Just friggin learn it, mfers! You can do it how YOU wanna do it! Aaaaaaa
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We have a fucking mole in our server.
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sometimes you just gotta slap them thangs.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
YES, GOD. SAME THING THERE.
And the final mission sincerely has the funniest possible payoff. So much so that I genuinely didn't think it was the last mission. It ends so comically unceremoniously.
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Undeserved character dev made me mad as a writer. The sniper scene where the one guy who got sniped before has a meltdown was the worst, b/c they IMMEDIATELY ignored any opportunity to discuss it. "I get it, but we need to stick together. We can't falter now," like??? He wasn't going AWOL! Shut up!
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I feel so bad for the team that made it because it was apparently crunched to hell, but... it's written like ass, setpieces are ass, cutscenes are jittery, story is smellbad...

MP is poppin' tho~
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
bugge
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The prologue to the Wolfenstein reboot lives rent-free in my head, man. You know the bit where the protagonist snaps out of his stupor and his first words in 12 years are "Nazi scum"? Yeah.

"We'll beat them on the battlefield of ideals!" How about the beaches of Normandy?
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Bottom right is after the beans get a scritchy. >:)
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM