i truly implore everyone to discover the magic of breaking up with someone who makes you unhappy Please

let me hold your hand when i say this - it is very weird to brag about academic achievement in a post-No Child Left Behind world.

we meet up at set break(s) to stretch and remind each other it’s only a few hours

surely this can’t outlast 11 hours and 22 minutes of middle earth

narrator: they were, in fact, not back