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CallMeMort
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Every accusation is a confession!

Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is!

“Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it”

Sourdough and Scuba,

Slava Ukraini

Proud Democrat!
Jalapeno and Cheddar…YUM!
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I do too. Here’s a jalapeño and cheddar boule
October 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
October 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Seems fitting!
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Wild indeed!
October 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
A president who's declared war on his own country doesn't win the highest award for peace and his sycophants are melting down!
October 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
October 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
October 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When the President is an idiot we become an….
October 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Would be awesome spread on a slice of my sourdough’
October 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Jalapeño and cheddar sourdough 😎
October 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We’ve truly become an
October 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The drunkard needs to read this before he lectures ANYONE on it!!
September 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So the drunkard leading our military wants to lecture top military leaders on the "Warrior Ethos"

He might want to read it first because he doesn't reflect any of its commands!!
September 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When you need a rest from this insane administration, The Na Pali coastline!
September 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
September 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
🤣KRAZY KAY
September 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Diddler 🤣🤣🤣
August 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
🤣🤣🤣
August 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
BE BEST!
August 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
These are PURE GOLD!
August 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
🤣🤣
August 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
🤣🤣🤣
August 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
THIS is his endgame!
August 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
PURE GOLD !
August 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM