*hits blunt*

Zootopia is a story that enforces the false narrative that racial tensions with police are the result of "bad apples". It completely denies the structures of racial domination that the institution of policing is built upon.

The final exam is someone cancelling on them 30 minutes before a hook up when they're already cleaned out.

Oh god I was sleepy this morning and confused your icon for the other Badger in my life.

My sincerest apologies.

Yes Brock I've gone from handling meat to handling wood its hella gay.

Takes every bit of restraint I have not to do it in this voice.

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Getting you pregnant and then making us coffee will never not be my ideal morning.

I'm constantly at 1 HP and fighting for my life.

I am on that elliptical machine like a dirty little hamster 3 times a week just to keep up.

It's more so that I'm not used to having sex 5 times a day, every day and my balls feel like an empty Capri Sun by the time I'm on the flight home.

Oh my god these are beautiful!

Brain genius

Oh f*ck.

One of the things that I've been realizing over the past few years is that most people enjoy me for what I do, and not who I am.

Function, without understanding of structure.

Real. My lounge pants essentially have my entire genome in them at this point.