I love #thegrammys because it sounds like an award show for the best southern grandmothers.

“This is my blood which is poured out for you.”

I’m always uncomfortable wherever I go unless it’s my house, or the bathroom at my parent’s house with the heating vent right next to the toilet.

You’re telling me football players spend all this time piled on top of each other and NONE of them have ever fallen in love????

I’m not sure who I’m supposed to root for in #StrangerThings. Yes the inter-dimensional monsters are bad. But in 40 years, 2/3’s of those kids will grow up and vote for T*ump THREE TIMES.

How bad is my seasonal depression? I was laughing, tried to unlock my phone and the Face ID didn’t recognize my smiling face.

I am an avid book neglector.

#exvangelical growing up I was told that liberals were soft, easily offended weaklings, and also we had to call magicians “illusionists” because we were afraid of the word “magic”

I’m not hangry. I’m just hisappointed.