That spooky, pinchy little fucker
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Kinky. Disabled. Canadian. Opinionated. Queer af. Content likely to be 18+ or pics of my cats.
Double decker cats. Hiccup is happily swaddled in the blanket, and Priss is enjoying sitting ON the blanket, and therefore on Hiccup.
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Double decker cats. Hiccup is happily swaddled in the blanket, and Priss is enjoying sitting ON the blanket, and therefore on Hiccup.
Personal space is overrated.
August 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Personal space is overrated.
The last few months have sucked, but this one has been glued to my side through it all. 💕
July 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The last few months have sucked, but this one has been glued to my side through it all. 💕
Also also, tis Caturday.
June 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Also also, tis Caturday.
From a sensory standpoint, this “fork” is the wort thing to ever happen to my face. It is made of…wood? Paper? Not sure. But it has such a rough texture that it actually stuck to my lips and pulled them away from my face when I tried to pull it out of my mouth. 0/10 do not recommend. ::shudders::
June 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
From a sensory standpoint, this “fork” is the wort thing to ever happen to my face. It is made of…wood? Paper? Not sure. But it has such a rough texture that it actually stuck to my lips and pulled them away from my face when I tried to pull it out of my mouth. 0/10 do not recommend. ::shudders::
Happy Caturday from my old lady and her favourite pillow (my hand).
May 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Happy Caturday from my old lady and her favourite pillow (my hand).
New dress, nail polish, jewelry… Dare I say I’m feeling ever-so
-slightly like my pre-2020 self?
-slightly like my pre-2020 self?
May 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
New dress, nail polish, jewelry… Dare I say I’m feeling ever-so
-slightly like my pre-2020 self?
-slightly like my pre-2020 self?
Ending ten days off with some baking as a way of caring for my future self. Raisin-hazelnut sourdough and pumpkin-oatmeal muffins will make breakfasts easier for the next few weeks. Go, me.
April 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ending ten days off with some baking as a way of caring for my future self. Raisin-hazelnut sourdough and pumpkin-oatmeal muffins will make breakfasts easier for the next few weeks. Go, me.
Miss Priss is here to grace your timeline. You’re welcome.
April 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Miss Priss is here to grace your timeline. You’re welcome.
This showed up in my mailbox today. I have no idea where it came from. Did I order it? Did someone gift it to me? But whoever chose it knows me very well.
April 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This showed up in my mailbox today. I have no idea where it came from. Did I order it? Did someone gift it to me? But whoever chose it knows me very well.
He sends me texts like, “I’m ready for my midlife crisis micro-bakery phase now, plzandthankyou.”
I really love it.
I really love it.
April 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
He sends me texts like, “I’m ready for my midlife crisis micro-bakery phase now, plzandthankyou.”
I really love it.
I really love it.
My cat, who is a splendid, cuddly cat but NOT a lap cat, has just crawled into my lap. I live here now.
April 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My cat, who is a splendid, cuddly cat but NOT a lap cat, has just crawled into my lap. I live here now.
This is now the third or fourth tote filled with safer-sex supplies I’ve unearthed. Sooooo many expired condoms…
April 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is now the third or fourth tote filled with safer-sex supplies I’ve unearthed. Sooooo many expired condoms…
Group project: name my new bike, who will be delivered next week.
April 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Group project: name my new bike, who will be delivered next week.
Ridiculous. How is this comfy?
March 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ridiculous. How is this comfy?
Fluff to grace your timeline. She says, “You’re welcome”.
March 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Fluff to grace your timeline. She says, “You’re welcome”.
This year, the strawberries have beaten both the rhubarb and the asparagus to be the first garden green!
March 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This year, the strawberries have beaten both the rhubarb and the asparagus to be the first garden green!
Anybody wanna see how the fridge turned out? Silver is before, white is after. The cherries were more work than I would like to admit, but I love them.
March 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Anybody wanna see how the fridge turned out? Silver is before, white is after. The cherries were more work than I would like to admit, but I love them.
They are ugly but they’re pretty delicious. Most of the sweetness comes from the raspberries, too. This is a bonus.
March 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
They are ugly but they’re pretty delicious. Most of the sweetness comes from the raspberries, too. This is a bonus.
I have been gifted the world’s most evillest paddle. I am delighted.
February 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I have been gifted the world’s most evillest paddle. I am delighted.
I missed Caturday again this week, but have decided that any time is a good time to show off this beauty. She’s utterly delightful and I adore her.
February 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I missed Caturday again this week, but have decided that any time is a good time to show off this beauty. She’s utterly delightful and I adore her.
Trying to fight absolute despair by cooking. At least the revolution will taste yummy.
February 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Trying to fight absolute despair by cooking. At least the revolution will taste yummy.
Happy Caturday from one of the finest.
January 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Happy Caturday from one of the finest.
Uhhhh I had a LOT of trouble finding a solution to this that wasn’t NSFW.
November 18, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Uhhhh I had a LOT of trouble finding a solution to this that wasn’t NSFW.