Missy (parody)
@themissymaster.bsky.social
Not DEAD! The pantomime O one biregenerated from me. The SHAME!
#DoctorWho #DWRP
#DoctorWho #DWRP
Doubtful the way you constantly mistreat it. The best hope we have is to find another means of travel
July 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Doubtful the way you constantly mistreat it. The best hope we have is to find another means of travel
And destroyed they should stay! In your image? How disgusting
July 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
And destroyed they should stay! In your image? How disgusting
Is there a purpose to where you’re going, or are you just sulking and wandering like a stray?
July 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Is there a purpose to where you’re going, or are you just sulking and wandering like a stray?
You wish to rebuild Gallifrey and all of the insanity and pomp that entails. Who is the fool?
July 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
You wish to rebuild Gallifrey and all of the insanity and pomp that entails. Who is the fool?
What are you waiting for? Permission? Shooooo
*she waved her hands like she was trying to make a stray go away*
*she waved her hands like she was trying to make a stray go away*
June 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM
What are you waiting for? Permission? Shooooo
*she waved her hands like she was trying to make a stray go away*
*she waved her hands like she was trying to make a stray go away*
You may not be me me, but you are A me and that’s all I need to know to not trust you. You understand, it’s completely personal
June 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
You may not be me me, but you are A me and that’s all I need to know to not trust you. You understand, it’s completely personal
Better the idiot go first and stumble into trouble rather than me. Go ahead
June 28, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Better the idiot go first and stumble into trouble rather than me. Go ahead
I’m glad you’re finally recognising yourself for what you are. It’s progress
June 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I’m glad you’re finally recognising yourself for what you are. It’s progress
Oh dear, how sad, never mind
June 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Oh dear, how sad, never mind
Oh you’re not Omega food? Shame. I was talking about the white haired crone you, as it happens, so kindly mind it!
June 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh you’re not Omega food? Shame. I was talking about the white haired crone you, as it happens, so kindly mind it!
I think I’ll pass. I know you too well
June 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I think I’ll pass. I know you too well
You and I wish! Come along, let’s see what we can find
June 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You and I wish! Come along, let’s see what we can find
Well finally, a smart decision. It had to happen sometime. So we’re on Earth again are we?
June 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Well finally, a smart decision. It had to happen sometime. So we’re on Earth again are we?
*Missy spun around with her hands palm up*
Where exactly? And how did you pay? Have you completely lost the plot this time?!
Where exactly? And how did you pay? Have you completely lost the plot this time?!
June 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
*Missy spun around with her hands palm up*
Where exactly? And how did you pay? Have you completely lost the plot this time?!
Where exactly? And how did you pay? Have you completely lost the plot this time?!
That’ll be for five minutes, then you gave up and started to mope about feeling sorry for yourself
June 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
That’ll be for five minutes, then you gave up and started to mope about feeling sorry for yourself
Hardly the point! We were getting along so very well. I even betrayed my younger self for you. Not that I expect that will count very much to you, but it meant a lot to me
June 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hardly the point! We were getting along so very well. I even betrayed my younger self for you. Not that I expect that will count very much to you, but it meant a lot to me
Have you even tried searching for it?
June 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Have you even tried searching for it?
You contempt should actually be a badge of honour, so thank you Dave
June 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You contempt should actually be a badge of honour, so thank you Dave
Because it’s just too easy
June 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Because it’s just too easy
Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it’s not there. A bit like your brain sometimes
June 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it’s not there. A bit like your brain sometimes
Depends on which version I find, but yes, rob her blind! Than you for the suggestion dear. I’ll keep in touch
June 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Depends on which version I find, but yes, rob her blind! Than you for the suggestion dear. I’ll keep in touch
That’s a point. Which is why I needed help from SOMEONE with a TARDIS. Let me think… “Gimme ya Time Ring yer nasty ole crone” and bash her on the head with my umbrella. It’s basic, but my plans usually tend to fail when they’re over complicated
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
That’s a point. Which is why I needed help from SOMEONE with a TARDIS. Let me think… “Gimme ya Time Ring yer nasty ole crone” and bash her on the head with my umbrella. It’s basic, but my plans usually tend to fail when they’re over complicated
Did you know The Rani is still alive? Came as no surprise to me really. I think I might go and have a wee chat if I can locate her
June 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Did you know The Rani is still alive? Came as no surprise to me really. I think I might go and have a wee chat if I can locate her
Still, it would’ve been nice to have met you properly. I’m in need of a stable means of time and space travel and I seriously doubt the yokels on wherever this is have the capabilities
June 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Still, it would’ve been nice to have met you properly. I’m in need of a stable means of time and space travel and I seriously doubt the yokels on wherever this is have the capabilities
You do know that I’m quite handy when it comes to cobbling things together… sometimes. This pod thingemy is being taken apart as we speak and I have no intention of hitching anything. Stealing, yes.
June 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You do know that I’m quite handy when it comes to cobbling things together… sometimes. This pod thingemy is being taken apart as we speak and I have no intention of hitching anything. Stealing, yes.