Mitchell Pritchard
@themishky.bsky.social
Astronomer, Bus Driver, Unigrid Collector.
Making love to the whole Galaxy. Yeah, Baby.
Making love to the whole Galaxy. Yeah, Baby.
And just like that, the folks who find transgender people 'confusing' are willing to call this grown man Leo the 14th all of the sudden. Are they going to ask him what bathroom he uses?
May 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
And just like that, the folks who find transgender people 'confusing' are willing to call this grown man Leo the 14th all of the sudden. Are they going to ask him what bathroom he uses?
I guess I'm a little bummed about being made to feel bad that i cared about other human beings that I'm not related to. Like it says in the bible. That they taught me. "But not ACTUALLY, you stupid socialist!" These are dumb times, my friends.
April 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I guess I'm a little bummed about being made to feel bad that i cared about other human beings that I'm not related to. Like it says in the bible. That they taught me. "But not ACTUALLY, you stupid socialist!" These are dumb times, my friends.
I'm torn. On one hand I hate Donald Trump and his buffoonish policies and on the other hand I hate the racist stupidity of Donald Trump. Inside me there are two really annoyed wolves.
April 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm torn. On one hand I hate Donald Trump and his buffoonish policies and on the other hand I hate the racist stupidity of Donald Trump. Inside me there are two really annoyed wolves.
It's an emotional rollercoaster living here in the dumbest timeline. I want to laugh at all the idiocy, but I also want to cry for everyone who is going to be hurt by incompetence and cruelty. Someone should do something about all the problems!
March 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's an emotional rollercoaster living here in the dumbest timeline. I want to laugh at all the idiocy, but I also want to cry for everyone who is going to be hurt by incompetence and cruelty. Someone should do something about all the problems!
Funny, I didn’t see Drake in the ‘In Memoriam’ segment at the Grammys. Because that dude’s career is DEAD.
February 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Funny, I didn’t see Drake in the ‘In Memoriam’ segment at the Grammys. Because that dude’s career is DEAD.
Alright new social app: come through for me. I need a collection of fun nonsense announcements like: “you can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can’t wipe your friends on your sleeve.”
Whatcha got?
Whatcha got?
January 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Alright new social app: come through for me. I need a collection of fun nonsense announcements like: “you can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can’t wipe your friends on your sleeve.”
Whatcha got?
Whatcha got?
Cybertrucks are dumb, always have been. But calling them Swastikars is a really fun way to point out how they were created by a nazi. I'm glad no one in the 1930's did this with Volkswagens, those little Beetles are cute!
January 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Cybertrucks are dumb, always have been. But calling them Swastikars is a really fun way to point out how they were created by a nazi. I'm glad no one in the 1930's did this with Volkswagens, those little Beetles are cute!
I grew up in a time when nobody wore a helmet. For anything. Life is dangerous and sometimes you get concussed. I know it's only day two of this new America, but I'm pretty sure the ship is going to crash at some point. It might be time to get that helmet. And if you have an extra for a friend...
January 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I grew up in a time when nobody wore a helmet. For anything. Life is dangerous and sometimes you get concussed. I know it's only day two of this new America, but I'm pretty sure the ship is going to crash at some point. It might be time to get that helmet. And if you have an extra for a friend...
Before we single anyone out, why don’t we go ahead and pass a law that taxes everything over $999million at 100%…
January 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Before we single anyone out, why don’t we go ahead and pass a law that taxes everything over $999million at 100%…
I know this will get me in hot water with all of my West Coast followers, but Draymond Green needs to be kicked out of the NBA. The man is not a professional, he's a giant baby throwing a tantrum and 8.7 points per game. He is the Elon Musk of the NBA.
January 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I know this will get me in hot water with all of my West Coast followers, but Draymond Green needs to be kicked out of the NBA. The man is not a professional, he's a giant baby throwing a tantrum and 8.7 points per game. He is the Elon Musk of the NBA.
It's a hard time to be a Chicago sports fan. But I still want to buy a new fit for the coming season. So now I have this nice Expo's Hat, Supersonics Jersey, and XFL shirt.
December 28, 2024 at 11:25 PM
It's a hard time to be a Chicago sports fan. But I still want to buy a new fit for the coming season. So now I have this nice Expo's Hat, Supersonics Jersey, and XFL shirt.
There are a ridiculous amount of birds given out in the 12 days of Christmas. Your true love doesn't like you very much to turn your house into an Ornithology Center. 184 by the count. It's like a Hitchcock film over there. Your true love is an asshole is what I'm saying. That's too many birds.
December 28, 2024 at 6:23 PM
There are a ridiculous amount of birds given out in the 12 days of Christmas. Your true love doesn't like you very much to turn your house into an Ornithology Center. 184 by the count. It's like a Hitchcock film over there. Your true love is an asshole is what I'm saying. That's too many birds.
Just so we're clear: The Grinch never hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair...
December 20, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Just so we're clear: The Grinch never hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair...
Sometimes, I lay awake thinking about the Tiger Saw. I remember that the proprietor of the Theater of Magic gave power tools to a wild animal, and that is just plain irresponsible.
December 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Sometimes, I lay awake thinking about the Tiger Saw. I remember that the proprietor of the Theater of Magic gave power tools to a wild animal, and that is just plain irresponsible.
They say the first step is hardest. Not true. It's the third step, right before your balls go in the water.
December 17, 2024 at 3:55 PM
They say the first step is hardest. Not true. It's the third step, right before your balls go in the water.
I'm enjoying the relative peace of these last 5 weeks, but the realization that January 20th is going to be the start of some epic skullduggery has me feeling like I forgot to do my homework at midnight on a Sunday.
December 12, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I'm enjoying the relative peace of these last 5 weeks, but the realization that January 20th is going to be the start of some epic skullduggery has me feeling like I forgot to do my homework at midnight on a Sunday.
I hate the cold, but I'm enjoying the cold while there is still cold. Sorry, the future.
December 2, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I hate the cold, but I'm enjoying the cold while there is still cold. Sorry, the future.
For those of you shopping this weekend, consider acts of service and quality time as viable gifts for the holiday season!
November 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
For those of you shopping this weekend, consider acts of service and quality time as viable gifts for the holiday season!
I am grateful that I have the ability to be grateful. My dissatisfaction with greed in this world doesn't stop me from recognizing that I have more than I need, and I will share with those who don't. I am grateful for truth, justice, and an unending universe. I hope everyone has the same feeling!
November 28, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I am grateful that I have the ability to be grateful. My dissatisfaction with greed in this world doesn't stop me from recognizing that I have more than I need, and I will share with those who don't. I am grateful for truth, justice, and an unending universe. I hope everyone has the same feeling!
"Fahrenheit is how people feel, Celsius is how water feels, and Kelvin is how molecules feel."
Sometimes the internet is smart in the morning.
Sometimes the internet is smart in the morning.
November 26, 2024 at 1:23 PM
"Fahrenheit is how people feel, Celsius is how water feels, and Kelvin is how molecules feel."
Sometimes the internet is smart in the morning.
Sometimes the internet is smart in the morning.
I'm hoping this will be a light of hope in a sea of darkness. A place where science and progress will move steadily forward. I will choose to care for others and work towards a better future. Truth and reason will prevail, if we sprinkle in enough love. I'm hoping to add some laughs along the way!
November 23, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I'm hoping this will be a light of hope in a sea of darkness. A place where science and progress will move steadily forward. I will choose to care for others and work towards a better future. Truth and reason will prevail, if we sprinkle in enough love. I'm hoping to add some laughs along the way!