themiseryshows
@themiseryshows.bsky.social
See that my grave is kept clean
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Uppsala, Sverige
5 seconds of bloody stinking urine to start the day? Once you remember it's purely innocent and not the hammer of doom then it makes the rest of the day easy!
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
5 seconds of bloody stinking urine to start the day? Once you remember it's purely innocent and not the hammer of doom then it makes the rest of the day easy!
Maybe tomorrow...
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Maybe tomorrow...
Asparagus is delicious, but have you ever eaten asparagus and beetroot whilst drunk? The next morning's bleary toilet visit is a feast of lively terror for a man of a certain age.
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Asparagus is delicious, but have you ever eaten asparagus and beetroot whilst drunk? The next morning's bleary toilet visit is a feast of lively terror for a man of a certain age.
I used TinEye to look up her alleged profile picture (because I am like that) and to nobody's surprise it's one of those DM ladies.
Sigh. And here I was thinking it was nice that young people were reaching out to the old and lonely
Sigh. And here I was thinking it was nice that young people were reaching out to the old and lonely
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I used TinEye to look up her alleged profile picture (because I am like that) and to nobody's surprise it's one of those DM ladies.
Sigh. And here I was thinking it was nice that young people were reaching out to the old and lonely
Sigh. And here I was thinking it was nice that young people were reaching out to the old and lonely
She wants to see your Fantastic Mr Fox
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
She wants to see your Fantastic Mr Fox
*edits must see list*
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
*edits must see list*
Surely you deserve a deluxe MRI at least!
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Surely you deserve a deluxe MRI at least!
Are there any pictures?
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Are there any pictures?
Scientists walked so you could fuck a couch
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Scientists walked so you could fuck a couch
There is a law here that they must be parked in cycle parks when not used. When this wasn't working people took them and piled them up and blocked entrance to the offices of the scooter firms. I hate everything about them.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
There is a law here that they must be parked in cycle parks when not used. When this wasn't working people took them and piled them up and blocked entrance to the offices of the scooter firms. I hate everything about them.
They are a f*cking plague
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 AM
They are a f*cking plague
The magical world of Windpower in Scandinavia is calling you!
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 AM
The magical world of Windpower in Scandinavia is calling you!