The Functioning Drunk
@themindofdennis.bsky.social
March 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Alcoholic Gatorade... Don't mind if I do.
February 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Alcoholic Gatorade... Don't mind if I do.
Next MTN Dew Hard Flavor: The OG Mountain Dew:
So good.
So good.
February 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Next MTN Dew Hard Flavor: The OG Mountain Dew:
So good.
So good.
Watched the final episodes of #CobraKai ... goddamn man.
I'll do a video about it later, but ... while at times very cheesy, it was okay. We needed some cheese at the end.
I'm gonna fucking miss that show.
I'll do a video about it later, but ... while at times very cheesy, it was okay. We needed some cheese at the end.
I'm gonna fucking miss that show.
February 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Watched the final episodes of #CobraKai ... goddamn man.
I'll do a video about it later, but ... while at times very cheesy, it was okay. We needed some cheese at the end.
I'm gonna fucking miss that show.
I'll do a video about it later, but ... while at times very cheesy, it was okay. We needed some cheese at the end.
I'm gonna fucking miss that show.
Can #1: MTN Dew Hard Live Wire. Fucking delicious.
February 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Can #1: MTN Dew Hard Live Wire. Fucking delicious.
February 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I made my much anticipated by no one return to podcasting.
It was fun.
It was fun.
The Edward 40 Hands Challenge is HERE!
Thank you to everyone who joined us LIVE on YouTube to celebrate hitting 1K subscribers and counting with some special guests!
Watch: youtube.com/live/hWEs72k...
Grab a drink and tune in! We had to dive into the 40oz reserves for this one! 🍻
Thank you to everyone who joined us LIVE on YouTube to celebrate hitting 1K subscribers and counting with some special guests!
Watch: youtube.com/live/hWEs72k...
Grab a drink and tune in! We had to dive into the 40oz reserves for this one! 🍻
The LIVE Edward 40 Hands Challenge
YouTube video by Bum Wine Bob
youtube.com
January 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I made my much anticipated by no one return to podcasting.
It was fun.
It was fun.
Fuck yeah, GRIND is back!
Pro Wrestling Grind returns March 15th to the World Famous Pulaski Club in Easthampton, MA for “WELCOME HOME”!
Tickets go on sale this Friday!
Grindpuro.Eventbrite.com
📷: @encryptedcryptid.bsky.social
Tickets go on sale this Friday!
Grindpuro.Eventbrite.com
📷: @encryptedcryptid.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Fuck yeah, GRIND is back!
His shit podcast not making money anymore?
Eric Bischoff Returning To MLW At MLW SuperFight 6
Eric Bischoff Returning To MLW At MLW SuperFight 6 | Fightful News
Eric Bischoff announces his MLW return.
www.fightful.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
His shit podcast not making money anymore?
Kris Statlander. God damn.
That's the tweet.
That's the tweet.
January 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Kris Statlander. God damn.
That's the tweet.
That's the tweet.
#WWE press release announces multi-year partnership with Hulk Hogan's Real American Beer. WWE will become a minority owner of the company and place branding on the mat for every episode of Raw.
That's a no from me dog.
That's a no from me dog.
a bald man wearing glasses is making a funny face while sitting in front of a wall .
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is making a funny face while sitting in front of a wall .
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
#WWE press release announces multi-year partnership with Hulk Hogan's Real American Beer. WWE will become a minority owner of the company and place branding on the mat for every episode of Raw.
That's a no from me dog.
That's a no from me dog.
The Lions are very very good to me.
I've won about $700.00 this season on them - every other bet, we don't talk about. lol
I've won about $700.00 this season on them - every other bet, we don't talk about. lol
December 31, 2024 at 11:57 AM
The Lions are very very good to me.
I've won about $700.00 this season on them - every other bet, we don't talk about. lol
I've won about $700.00 this season on them - every other bet, we don't talk about. lol
Sex is great, but you ever had sex with a Jets pizz..wait.
no... no.
I meant, you ever ate a Jet's Pizza?
no... no.
I meant, you ever ate a Jet's Pizza?
December 28, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Sex is great, but you ever had sex with a Jets pizz..wait.
no... no.
I meant, you ever ate a Jet's Pizza?
no... no.
I meant, you ever ate a Jet's Pizza?
Tigers have confirmed that Colt Keith will be moving to 1B. Torkelson appears to be the odd man out. He has an option remaining and possibly some trade value but there's also a chance he's on the MLB roster in a platoon role (.767 OPS, 111 wRC+ career vs LHP).
Updated Detroit Tigers Opening Day roster/payroll projection:
•2B Gleyber Torres agreed to 1-yr, $15MM contract.
Roster/Depth Chart: fangraphs.com/roster-resou...
Payroll: fangraphs.com/roster-resou...
•2B Gleyber Torres agreed to 1-yr, $15MM contract.
Roster/Depth Chart: fangraphs.com/roster-resou...
Payroll: fangraphs.com/roster-resou...
December 27, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Woah.
Hate to see this.
I have my issues with current NWA, but Jax was always entertaining when I'd watch.
Sucks.
Hate to see this.
I have my issues with current NWA, but Jax was always entertaining when I'd watch.
Sucks.
The National Wrestling Alliance (NWA) is heartbroken to announce the passing of Jeremy "Jax Dane" Laymon.
READ MORE: www.nationalwrestlingalliance.com/news/nationa...
READ MORE: www.nationalwrestlingalliance.com/news/nationa...
National Wrestling Alliance Mourns the Loss of Jax Dane — National Wrestling Alliance®
The National Wrestling Alliance mourns the loss of Jax Dane. The former NWA World's Heavyweight champion, celebrated as one of the most-decorated competitors in the legendary promotion's modern era, p...
www.nationalwrestlingalliance.com
December 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Woah.
Hate to see this.
I have my issues with current NWA, but Jax was always entertaining when I'd watch.
Sucks.
Hate to see this.
I have my issues with current NWA, but Jax was always entertaining when I'd watch.
Sucks.
December 13, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Big fan of #Landman ... but if Ali Larter doesn't come out wearing whip cream on her titties on this show, what the hell are we even doing?
December 10, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Big fan of #Landman ... but if Ali Larter doesn't come out wearing whip cream on her titties on this show, what the hell are we even doing?
Let's make some money.
December 10, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Let's make some money.
Opened Jersey Mikes phone app.
Saw they had pastrami sandwiches.
Got a food boner.
Clicked Order Pastrami.
Error.
Try again.
Error.
Horror set in.
Called store.
Sold out nationally.
Now i have food boner blue balls.
#JerseyMikes #food #sandwiches
Saw they had pastrami sandwiches.
Got a food boner.
Clicked Order Pastrami.
Error.
Try again.
Error.
Horror set in.
Called store.
Sold out nationally.
Now i have food boner blue balls.
#JerseyMikes #food #sandwiches
December 10, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Opened Jersey Mikes phone app.
Saw they had pastrami sandwiches.
Got a food boner.
Clicked Order Pastrami.
Error.
Try again.
Error.
Horror set in.
Called store.
Sold out nationally.
Now i have food boner blue balls.
#JerseyMikes #food #sandwiches
Saw they had pastrami sandwiches.
Got a food boner.
Clicked Order Pastrami.
Error.
Try again.
Error.
Horror set in.
Called store.
Sold out nationally.
Now i have food boner blue balls.
#JerseyMikes #food #sandwiches
December 9, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Reposted by The Functioning Drunk
I’ve added these four richly textured drawings (they’re on the painterly end of drawing) to my website in the main gallery. Gotta keep trying, it is November. Please share if you please
www.chloecumming.com
November 27, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I’ve added these four richly textured drawings (they’re on the painterly end of drawing) to my website in the main gallery. Gotta keep trying, it is November. Please share if you please
www.chloecumming.com
I get to spend a Thursday with my kids today. That makes me Thankful.
I hope you all get to spend time with the ones you love.
#ThanksGiving
I hope you all get to spend time with the ones you love.
#ThanksGiving
November 28, 2024 at 11:57 AM
I get to spend a Thursday with my kids today. That makes me Thankful.
I hope you all get to spend time with the ones you love.
#ThanksGiving
I hope you all get to spend time with the ones you love.
#ThanksGiving