Milly Johnson
@themillyjohnson.bsky.social
Sunday Times Top 2 bestselling author (go me!). Poet, after dinner speaker, joke-writer, northerner. Eternal W.I.P. Hates marzipan.
The Bungle Book is on sale now. From Amazon or from me (get it from me and it comes with a bookmark) millyjohnson.co.uk/the-bungle-b...
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The Bungle Book is on sale now. From Amazon or from me (get it from me and it comes with a bookmark) millyjohnson.co.uk/the-bungle-b...
it's here, it's real, it's the DAILY TURMPET!!! millyjohnson.co.uk/the-bungle-b...
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
it's here, it's real, it's the DAILY TURMPET!!! millyjohnson.co.uk/the-bungle-b...
80k Finnish copies sold!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
80k Finnish copies sold!!
The Daily Trumpet BUNGLE BOOK is finally in print!!
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The Daily Trumpet BUNGLE BOOK is finally in print!!
I don't know how long this hardback deal is lasting for so grab it if you want it on Amazon... amzn.to/47CtuMa
Then you can tart it up with a bookmark and signed bookplate from me
millyjohnson.co.uk/signed-bookp...
Then you can tart it up with a bookmark and signed bookplate from me
millyjohnson.co.uk/signed-bookp...
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I don't know how long this hardback deal is lasting for so grab it if you want it on Amazon... amzn.to/47CtuMa
Then you can tart it up with a bookmark and signed bookplate from me
millyjohnson.co.uk/signed-bookp...
Then you can tart it up with a bookmark and signed bookplate from me
millyjohnson.co.uk/signed-bookp...
My best seller - oh yes - is half-price for the hardback. Stock up! amzn.to/3Lnwe8F I can send you a bookmark and signed bookplate to make it special (see my website! millyjohnson.co.uk)
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 AM
My best seller - oh yes - is half-price for the hardback. Stock up! amzn.to/3Lnwe8F I can send you a bookmark and signed bookplate to make it special (see my website! millyjohnson.co.uk)
I don't know how long this hardback deal is lasting for so grab it if you want it on Amazon...https://amzn.to/3LguPRy - DO TELL YOUR FRIENDS! X
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I don't know how long this hardback deal is lasting for so grab it if you want it on Amazon...https://amzn.to/3LguPRy - DO TELL YOUR FRIENDS! X
Merch city in my newsletter on 1st Nov. Someone will be getting this LET THE BELLS RING OUT hamper and runners up prizes of goodies!
Sign up here www.millyjohnson.co.uk/newsletter/
Sign up here www.millyjohnson.co.uk/newsletter/
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Merch city in my newsletter on 1st Nov. Someone will be getting this LET THE BELLS RING OUT hamper and runners up prizes of goodies!
Sign up here www.millyjohnson.co.uk/newsletter/
Sign up here www.millyjohnson.co.uk/newsletter/
LET THE BELLS RING OUT is a bestseller already and if you buy it from Tesco you could win lunch aboard the NORTHERN BELLE. Trust me, that is going to be one lucky winner! 🚂🚂🚂🚂
October 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
LET THE BELLS RING OUT is a bestseller already and if you buy it from Tesco you could win lunch aboard the NORTHERN BELLE. Trust me, that is going to be one lucky winner! 🚂🚂🚂🚂
If you are on insta I’ll be live tonight at 730pm with @theauthorslounge there!
October 24, 2025 at 7:39 AM
If you are on insta I’ll be live tonight at 730pm with @theauthorslounge there!
Only 6 days until #Letthebellsringout is on the shelves! Here’s some info about how to get signed copies, free stuff. millyjohnson.co.uk/bells-merch-... Early next week I’ll be signing stock at @thebookvault.bsky.social for sending out so if you want one, do message them or ring 01226 281945
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Only 6 days until #Letthebellsringout is on the shelves! Here’s some info about how to get signed copies, free stuff. millyjohnson.co.uk/bells-merch-... Early next week I’ll be signing stock at @thebookvault.bsky.social for sending out so if you want one, do message them or ring 01226 281945
It was a joy yesterday to see Liliana Myers again, my friend and wife of the darling and sadly missed #DaveMyers. Lili’s book about her life with Dave is a joy if you are looking for a biography. He was a lovely, lovely genuine man.
amzn.to/4omeXeg
#hairybiker #lilimyers #daveandme
amzn.to/4omeXeg
#hairybiker #lilimyers #daveandme
October 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
It was a joy yesterday to see Liliana Myers again, my friend and wife of the darling and sadly missed #DaveMyers. Lili’s book about her life with Dave is a joy if you are looking for a biography. He was a lovely, lovely genuine man.
amzn.to/4omeXeg
#hairybiker #lilimyers #daveandme
amzn.to/4omeXeg
#hairybiker #lilimyers #daveandme
If you’re enjoying #riotwomen then you might enjoy #sametimenextweek as women of a certain age finally form the band they planned to at school before life got in the way. Their egos are in the gutter… will the experience reconstitute them?
October 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If you’re enjoying #riotwomen then you might enjoy #sametimenextweek as women of a certain age finally form the band they planned to at school before life got in the way. Their egos are in the gutter… will the experience reconstitute them?
A lovely lady made me a cake for my 20th anniversary in this crazy author business! Complete surprise. Gobsmacked. Touched. Chuffed! 🫶🫶
October 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
A lovely lady made me a cake for my 20th anniversary in this crazy author business! Complete surprise. Gobsmacked. Touched. Chuffed! 🫶🫶
My BIG MERCH COMP IS NOW OVER - I am on the process of counting up the very many entries but only if you put as your answer ‘I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY’ will you be in the draw.
October 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
My BIG MERCH COMP IS NOW OVER - I am on the process of counting up the very many entries but only if you put as your answer ‘I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY’ will you be in the draw.
www.jumblebee.co.uk/auction/deta... do check out the Children in Read auction - lots of signed books up for grabs. I’ve got a bumper parcel up for auction. It’ll be full of extras because that’s how I roll. I’m lot 234.
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
www.jumblebee.co.uk/auction/deta... do check out the Children in Read auction - lots of signed books up for grabs. I’ve got a bumper parcel up for auction. It’ll be full of extras because that’s how I roll. I’m lot 234.
20 years today since I heard the words ‘you’ve got a book deal’. I’d been chasing it for 15 years. Wasn’t even sure I had a second book in me. I did. Just goes to show what you can do when you refuse to give up (not a ploy to be recommended for stalkers though - you’ll get into trouble).
October 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
20 years today since I heard the words ‘you’ve got a book deal’. I’d been chasing it for 15 years. Wasn’t even sure I had a second book in me. I did. Just goes to show what you can do when you refuse to give up (not a ploy to be recommended for stalkers though - you’ll get into trouble).
Today marks my 20th anniversary of the day when I got the call to say ‘You have a book deal’ - so here’s a piece about it, which will probably take you 20 years to read it!
open.substack.com/pub/millyjoh...
open.substack.com/pub/millyjoh...
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Today marks my 20th anniversary of the day when I got the call to say ‘You have a book deal’ - so here’s a piece about it, which will probably take you 20 years to read it!
open.substack.com/pub/millyjoh...
open.substack.com/pub/millyjoh...
I’m on sale in NEW YORK!! 🙌🙌🙌
October 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m on sale in NEW YORK!! 🙌🙌🙌
I wrote a long short story a while ago and just remastered it. It’s all to raise cash for Claire Throssell - and only 99p. More info and buying link here… amzn.to/47dDwnZ
October 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I wrote a long short story a while ago and just remastered it. It’s all to raise cash for Claire Throssell - and only 99p. More info and buying link here… amzn.to/47dDwnZ
So looking forward to the 1st #NovelLunch event with SUZAN HOLDER on 15th. Bibis = gorgeous Italian in Leeds, near the 🚂station, parking above
An excuse to bling up & TREAT YOURSELF.
Tickets/more info here - yorkshirebusinesswoman.co.uk/untitled-34/ Books for sale on the day!
An excuse to bling up & TREAT YOURSELF.
Tickets/more info here - yorkshirebusinesswoman.co.uk/untitled-34/ Books for sale on the day!
October 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
So looking forward to the 1st #NovelLunch event with SUZAN HOLDER on 15th. Bibis = gorgeous Italian in Leeds, near the 🚂station, parking above
An excuse to bling up & TREAT YOURSELF.
Tickets/more info here - yorkshirebusinesswoman.co.uk/untitled-34/ Books for sale on the day!
An excuse to bling up & TREAT YOURSELF.
Tickets/more info here - yorkshirebusinesswoman.co.uk/untitled-34/ Books for sale on the day!
By buying this book you will be supporting Claire who has gone through what I hope none of you ever do.
Starmer made cutting domestic violence part of his manifesto. He’s done f all. Didn’t even mention it at the conference!
This book needs to go big & be heard.
#formyboys
amzn.to/48OPXI5
Starmer made cutting domestic violence part of his manifesto. He’s done f all. Didn’t even mention it at the conference!
This book needs to go big & be heard.
#formyboys
amzn.to/48OPXI5
October 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
By buying this book you will be supporting Claire who has gone through what I hope none of you ever do.
Starmer made cutting domestic violence part of his manifesto. He’s done f all. Didn’t even mention it at the conference!
This book needs to go big & be heard.
#formyboys
amzn.to/48OPXI5
Starmer made cutting domestic violence part of his manifesto. He’s done f all. Didn’t even mention it at the conference!
This book needs to go big & be heard.
#formyboys
amzn.to/48OPXI5
I’ll raise all those who say they got their first tattoo at 50. I was 60 - a line from a love letter to my mum from my dad, in his handwriting. He said the sensible thing for them would be to wait to get married and save up, but she’d taken all the sense away from him.
October 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’ll raise all those who say they got their first tattoo at 50. I was 60 - a line from a love letter to my mum from my dad, in his handwriting. He said the sensible thing for them would be to wait to get married and save up, but she’d taken all the sense away from him.
This is all about my forthcoming launch, the inspiration behind the book, trains… and where you can see me. All events info & ticket links on Millyjohnson.co.uk/appearances/
October 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
This is all about my forthcoming launch, the inspiration behind the book, trains… and where you can see me. All events info & ticket links on Millyjohnson.co.uk/appearances/
Only 99p in October… stuffed full of autumn. And chefs. And wrestlers. amzn.to/4gPXqZr
October 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Only 99p in October… stuffed full of autumn. And chefs. And wrestlers. amzn.to/4gPXqZr