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Sam Heard
@themilksword.bsky.social
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British. Autistic. Leftist. Wooper. Not necessarily in that order.
(he/him)
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If you're gonna play the Gameboy
You've gotta learn to play it right
- Kenny Rogers

#pokemon
A picture of the title screen for Pokemon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire for the Game Boy Advance
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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The Cyber Pokeball!
The Cyber Pokeball, a pokemon gaming device from the mid 2000s. It is designed to look like a pokeball from the franchise, and opens up to reveal a small LCD screen and three buttons to play a simplified version of the pokemon games. The one in the image has Pikachu on thee screen.
October 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Sunak did have an acting role once in hit kids tv series Lazytown
A picture of Stingy, a puppet from Lazytown who was a stereotypical rich bellend character and coincidentally(?) looks a bit like Rishi Sunak
June 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Pictured: The banishment of Alexander, 2025 ##TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Julius Caesar being stabbed by roman senators
January 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Scene from How I Met Your Mother where a man declares in shock 'that's a penis!'
January 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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People who voted for brexit because they 'didn't think it would actually happen be like
#TheTraitors #TraitorsUK
Alexander from The Traitors saying 'not a good vote'.
January 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Me whenever I open a pack in #pokemontcgp and it's all dupes of Raticate and his dirty friends yet again
January 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Bear is the most ridiculous guinea pig I've ever seen
My guinea pig, Bear, sleeping on his side in his wooden house, both feet sticking out of the doorway.
December 11, 2024 at 9:32 AM
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This worked pretty well so have some more. #GuineaPigs
My guinea pig, Bear. Me with my guinea pig, Teddy My guinea pig Bear again My guinea pig Teddy sleeping.
November 25, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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tbf his handle did say he was *a* Jemaine Clement
Murray Hewitt from Flight of the Conchords saying 'but it is *a* Central Park.'
November 24, 2024 at 9:54 AM
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What was your first shiny pokemon?

Caterpie on Fire Red. 8 year old me thought shinies were super powerful so went straight to Brock's gym with it. It did not go well 😭
A wild shiny Caterpie in Pokemon Fire Red.
November 21, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Me explaining why I left twitter
#Sonic
November 21, 2024 at 11:45 AM
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Quote share your favourite videogame soundtracks!
#Pokemon Platinum
#Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony
#Sonic Heroes
#Yakuza 0
(Enforced a no #AceAttorney rule on myself for this bc otherwise all four entries would legit have been AA games lol)
November 19, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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Introduce yourself with four games!
#GreatAceAttorney #13Sentinels #PokemonMysteryDungeon #SonicHeroes
Boxart for the video game 'The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles'. Boxart for the video game '13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim'. Boxart for the video game 'Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky'. Boxart for the video game 'Sonic Heroes'.
November 17, 2024 at 10:14 AM
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Sharing Teddy and Bear here in hopes that the algorithm will figure out that I want a constant influx of #GuineaPig pictures
November 16, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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Dammit I'm out of guinea pigs 😭
November 14, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Ah, but I have an ace up my sleeve... a SECOND GUINEA PIG
A photo of my other guinea pig, Bear, who is also very cute.
November 14, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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I see your guinea pig and I raise you... guinea pig.
A photo of my guinea pig Teddy. He is very cute.
November 14, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney and the Blue Badger jar puzzle. If you know you know.
An image of a section from the video game 'Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney' where one must rotate a jar to get it to resemble the 'Blue Badger' mascot character.
November 14, 2024 at 11:21 AM