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nicoffee.bsky.social
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Past Melly: Mmnnnff...Fuck, I neded that... Hmm, this thing's still shut, though. Past Kaoru: Maybe we just need some extra "oomph". I got an idea! Gimme space, Melly. Past Melly: ...Eh? Is that the poison from last time?! Past Kaoru: It's fine! I made a diluted version. Melly: Th-The box! K-Kaoru, we never checked it for traps! Kaoru: Ah-hah~ F-fuck... Y-You sure...? Melly: This is bad...If that's what it is, then after this you- Curse of Karma [Curse] [Temporal] [trap] [hidden] "What goes around comes around..." Effect: - whoever attempted to open the lock then receives whatever copied sensations and effects of whatever they did to the lock. Activated...! Past Kaoru: Hah~! Alright! Get ready to get bred! Past Melly: ...It's a box, Kaoru, I don't think you can get it pregnant. Kaoru: H-holy shit. Is t-this what I feel like?! Melly: D-Don't sound so happy about it! Sh-shit, the table... Kaoru: F-Fuck, it's punching my womb... Melly: K-Kaoru, focus! We need to get out of here before you cum- Kaoru: Hah~F-Fuck...I came so much... Melly: Hah...Haha...You...Sure did. We're definitely getting banned from this place too...W-well at least it's over, now. Kaoru: S-so uh...About that... Past Melly: Kaoru, enough! You got it open already! Past Kaoru: Still horny...And growing... Past Melly: Ugh, it's gonna take forever to clean up all this gold. Past Kaoru: H-Hey Melly, can I keep the box? Waiter: Gods damnit, you two! I said none of this shit while in here! You're paying for that table! ...And the cleaning! Hours later... Kaoru: Nnghh- Fuck...I said I'm sorry! How was I supposed to know it was cursed?! Melly: You told me you were- *Mnnffff* Going to SELL it! not keep it as a sex toy! F-Fuck...Did you ever stop?! Kaoru: I ah...I think I took a 30 minute break in about...Five or six more loads after this one...
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
Well at least someone's getting a bonus out of it.
(5-6/6 🧵)
Two hours later... Judith: This is Judith. Good news for you. It has been two hours and my stamina has kept up. Taste was approved, too. Isn't that right, Audrey? Audrey: Burp Several hours later... Judith: ...This is Judith. Are you trying to bankrupt me, you imbecile? The problem? The problem is that it's been twelve hours and the effect hasn't worn off, you fucking idiot. It's supposed to be "up" to eight hours, not anywhere between eight and the entire day. You're fired, pack your things. If I find you in R&D when I'm around tomorrow, I'm caving your skull in. ...As for you, thanks for staying after hours. I'll make sure HR puts that on your timesheet. You're free to go as soon as this failed prototype wears off.
September 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM