MY QUITE
@themikewhite.bsky.social
Pretty cooked but my shit is far from dead
In this house we only recognize one king.
June 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In this house we only recognize one king.
Living in a world that still has Kid Rock but not Brian Wilson is a genuine tragedy.
June 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Living in a world that still has Kid Rock but not Brian Wilson is a genuine tragedy.
4:20 at the home office on 5/8
May 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
4:20 at the home office on 5/8
Pretty tight communicating directly with Jerry this weekend
April 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pretty tight communicating directly with Jerry this weekend
Rory fans vs. Bryson fans
April 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Rory fans vs. Bryson fans
Rory with the 54-hole lead at Augusta
April 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Rory with the 54-hole lead at Augusta
Selectively communicating with my staff all week with The Masters on
April 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Selectively communicating with my staff all week with The Masters on
Every second of The Pitt
April 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Every second of The Pitt
Sabrina Carpenter fans online talk about her striking sexual positions onstage the same way Deadheads talk about song transitions
March 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Sabrina Carpenter fans online talk about her striking sexual positions onstage the same way Deadheads talk about song transitions
ARE YOU MY FRIEND?
ARE WE LOCKED IN? 💙
ARE WE LOCKED IN? 💙
March 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
ARE YOU MY FRIEND?
ARE WE LOCKED IN? 💙
ARE WE LOCKED IN? 💙
Chuck Schumer deserves at the very least to have the H removed from his first name.
March 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Chuck Schumer deserves at the very least to have the H removed from his first name.
Spotting other dudes on edibles at Disneyland
an older man is sitting at a table in a restaurant holding a menu and looking at it .
ALT: an older man is sitting at a table in a restaurant holding a menu and looking at it .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Spotting other dudes on edibles at Disneyland
Spent roughly a quarter of 2024 vibing out and wouldn’t have it any other way.
Dire Straits forfuckingever.
Dire Straits forfuckingever.
December 4, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Spent roughly a quarter of 2024 vibing out and wouldn’t have it any other way.
Dire Straits forfuckingever.
Dire Straits forfuckingever.
Society has officially bottomed out.
December 1, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Society has officially bottomed out.
In this house we are thankful for Vito (and handler MICHAEL SCOTT)
'Vito' the pug wins best in show at annual National Dog Show competition
Vito has now racked up 25 best-in-shows over his lifetime.
www.nbcnews.com
November 28, 2024 at 9:53 PM
In this house we are thankful for Vito (and handler MICHAEL SCOTT)
Any time Kendrick has opened his mouth in 2024
November 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Any time Kendrick has opened his mouth in 2024
Shohei Ohtani now has three times as many MVP titles as the San Diego Padres have won individual World Series games in franchise history.
November 22, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Shohei Ohtani now has three times as many MVP titles as the San Diego Padres have won individual World Series games in franchise history.
Sharing this photo of Sammy the Pug with some neighborhood lavender because he was tired of getting lost in the deluge of Sydney Sweeney’s cleavage on X/Twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Sharing this photo of Sammy the Pug with some neighborhood lavender because he was tired of getting lost in the deluge of Sydney Sweeney’s cleavage on X/Twitter.
Immediate take on Bluesky:
Refreshing not to be force-fed Barstool, Joe Rogan, MAGA content despite Sisyphean task of filtering cancerous garbage.
Result: Way less rapey. Into it.
Refreshing not to be force-fed Barstool, Joe Rogan, MAGA content despite Sisyphean task of filtering cancerous garbage.
Result: Way less rapey. Into it.
November 15, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Immediate take on Bluesky:
Refreshing not to be force-fed Barstool, Joe Rogan, MAGA content despite Sisyphean task of filtering cancerous garbage.
Result: Way less rapey. Into it.
Refreshing not to be force-fed Barstool, Joe Rogan, MAGA content despite Sisyphean task of filtering cancerous garbage.
Result: Way less rapey. Into it.
If Elon and DJT were hanging perilously from a cliff and you could only choose ONE, are you ordering regular or curly fries?
November 15, 2024 at 9:23 PM
If Elon and DJT were hanging perilously from a cliff and you could only choose ONE, are you ordering regular or curly fries?
Finally, a social media app devoted solely to The Allman Brothers Band.
November 15, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Finally, a social media app devoted solely to The Allman Brothers Band.