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That episode of King of the Hill I just watched used the Discord notification sound a few times, honestly thought I got a message at first lol

Also this is easily the best line of the new season so far
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Carne con fuego 🍖🌶️🔥
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Earned a new badge in the Dunkin app today. Not sure if this is something I should be proud of
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo soundtrack vinyl has arrived 🪀
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Me and two of my friends on the Simpsons couch in Fortnite. Can you guess which one is me?
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm a bit late but here's mine 🐕🤡🤡📼

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Success! Got everyone killed in Until Dawn, that was awesome 🏆
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Mike getting his SWEET REVENGE Jason style (well kinda.. he does wear a mask) #UntilDawn
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Got my first victory royale as Jason earlier in duos, and my friend was Jason too. I had Last Call on for the final kill so technically I was Ghostface but I'm still counting it 🔪
October 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I watched V/H/S Halloween last night. Fun (size) movie, especially with a few beers. Overall pretty enjoyable, here's how I'd rank each part from best to worst:

Home Haunt
Fun Size
Ut Supra Sic Infra
Coochie Coochie Coo
Diet Phantasma
Kidprint
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Breakfast for lunch. Chocolate chip pancakes!
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Where we droppin mama's boys? Creepy Camps again of course 🔪 #Fridaythe13th #Fortnite #Fortnitemares
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Finally watched the Until Dawn movie tonight and gotta say I liked it more than I thought I would. Pretty decent plot and some cool kills, and I actually liked how they tied it into the game. I'd give it a 6.5/10
October 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Silent Hill f soundtrack canceled wtf
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
My best run in House of Necrosis.... so far
October 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Homemade pizza with cauliflower crust, Rao's sauce, low fat mozzarella cheese, turkey pepperoni, and fresh Italian herbs
October 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Got my collector's edition of Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo for PS5, the Pippit plushie is adorable and super high quality.. look at those ears 🪀
October 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It's 2025 and this poor guy still keeps getting killed and thrown into a bathtub #Fridaythe13th
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I found imposter Jason on this random beer at the beverage store just now, did not buy it
October 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Birria tacos #lunch
October 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My first 1v1 fight with Jason as Ash

I shot him a bunch of times, had some melee machete vs. chainsaw action, ate a few Scooby snacks to heal, and finally won! #Fortnitemares2025
October 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Jason is the app icon for Fortnite on Android
October 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Silent Hill f complete! Solid 8.5/10

Loved everything about it except the combat, that was just awful and you can't convince me otherwise. Definitely gonna be starting NG+ soon, I need to experience that story at least one more time
October 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Call of Duty Part VI: Jason Lives #Fridaythe13th
October 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sick new Ghostface figure from NECA. Comes with three masks, two knives, and voice changer! store.necaonline.com/products/gho...
October 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM