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Musician, Creator of The Bendigo Standard and Man's best friend
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High Street Massage Parlour Now Offering ‘The Best Happy Ending in Victoria… Probably’
In a bold marketing move, a High Street massage parlour has unveiled its new slogan: “The Best Happy Ending in Victoria… Probably.” Owner and self-proclaimed “Massage Ninja,” Shazza Feng, says the slo...
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January 8, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Hoobee Tubee Shut Down After Dad Gets Stuck Like A Human Watermelon
In an all-too-familiar scene at the Faith Leech Aquatic Centre, the iconic Hoobee Tubee waterslide was shut down again today following a dramatic incident involving a local dad who got wedged mid-slid...
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January 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Just watched Cunk On Life. Fantastic. Possibly the funniest show on Netflix. So damn good. The writing is incredible. I laughed from start to finish.

Fact: Only 40% of people have skeletons

#cunkonlife #cunk
January 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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I have no problem spending $20 on lunch but if I find a $1 app, forget it
August 21, 2024 at 6:25 AM