I seriously doubt it would matter a tit if he did.

I think most of America has "Shaken Baby Syndrome." That's not a wisecrack. I think we've been so rattled and jerked around over the last 25 years, America can't find a moment to get our collective head to stop spinning, much less respond to prevent us from falling completely on our face.

Sucking at video games.

Waddaya bet that Elon will use the drop in effectiveness to justify contracting out NASA to SPACEX entirely.

I'm going to echo Febrile's apology with one of my own. I meant nothing against you or any other Canadian. I see everything Trump does as a sick farce. I realize that this is real for a lot of people. I assumed that Canada would see it as ridiculous as I do. For that, I am genuinely sorry.

Calm down, dude; nobody aside from Trump wants your country. The whole concept is ridiculous to the point of comedy.

You aren't really familiar with sarcasm, are you?

This sings to my little black heart.

We'll just call the whole place "East Alaska" because we are all about the imaginative names. ;-P

Hey. It's not easy being cheesy.