Just saw the President say if it was up to him, secure communication would be in a lead room. #1 effect of lead poisoning is brain damage. No, we have plenty of that already from this cast of characters.

Guess “cause and effect” wasn’t a catchy enough slogan. Random on/off tariffs: market tumbles. Stop Ukraine support: Russia pummels. Chainsaw fed jobs: politicians get an earful and change course. Court extreme right regimes: your company sales and stock plunges. Maybe try moderation…

Does Elon know that cabinet meetings are generally a no hat zone?

About right. Exactly one month…so much winning.

A mini recession underway in the cologne market. According to my research, sales of “musk” scented cologne has dropped by 98% the last three months. No other statistics, facts or basis available at this time…expect them very soon.

A guy who comes from one of the most addicted, violent countries in the developed world tells other countries they need to watch out for the enemy within. OK.

Will the Mall of America now be renamed to the Mall of Minnesota?

Interesting when entertainment/sports “stars” use their platforms to spew their political beliefs we tell them to sit down and stay in their lane…when tech bros do the same…crickets….

I call dibs to the term Faux Bro…Zuck, Leon, Bezos are the first nominees…

Amazon paid $40M for
rights to Melania’s documentary? I canceled Prime moments ago. Is too much never enough?

When was the last federal government furlough? These are the good old days we were pining for in this election cycle? 🤨

All those with deep pockets worried about wealth redistribution…the wealthy did it in plain sight.

Be a bridge, a support, a path, a shining light.