Michael Lancer
@themichaellancer.bsky.social
#StandUpComedy &
Co-Producer of #SubourbonComedy
I’m pretty good in excel.
#Softball44 #NYJetsFanInPA
#BadGolfer4 #PickleBaller444
#lancerllama #alpacalancer
#GenX
www.tiktok.com/@themichaellancer
Co-Producer of #SubourbonComedy
I’m pretty good in excel.
#Softball44 #NYJetsFanInPA
#BadGolfer4 #PickleBaller444
#lancerllama #alpacalancer
#GenX
www.tiktok.com/@themichaellancer
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The four a$$holes at my former employer may have had some fun at my expense, but 200 people over the weekend laughed at my jokes about them…and I got paid in mozzarella sticks…so there’s that.
#comedy #comedyshow
#jokes #lastlaugh
#comedy #comedyshow
#jokes #lastlaugh
so.so
October 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The four a$$holes at my former employer may have had some fun at my expense, but 200 people over the weekend laughed at my jokes about them…and I got paid in mozzarella sticks…so there’s that.
#comedy #comedyshow
#jokes #lastlaugh
#comedy #comedyshow
#jokes #lastlaugh
September 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
When a newer comic from the suburbs assumes the list at the city open mic goes in order.
#comedy #openmiccomedy
#usopen25
#comedy #openmiccomedy
#usopen25
September 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When a newer comic from the suburbs assumes the list at the city open mic goes in order.
#comedy #openmiccomedy
#usopen25
#comedy #openmiccomedy
#usopen25
With the rollout and sudden pullback of their branding/logo, it looks like #crackerbarrel took a page from the New Coke playbook
At the same time gotta hand it to #AmericanEagle for sticking to their guns (pun intended) with their most recent ad campaign
#marketresearch
At the same time gotta hand it to #AmericanEagle for sticking to their guns (pun intended) with their most recent ad campaign
#marketresearch
August 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
With the rollout and sudden pullback of their branding/logo, it looks like #crackerbarrel took a page from the New Coke playbook
At the same time gotta hand it to #AmericanEagle for sticking to their guns (pun intended) with their most recent ad campaign
#marketresearch
At the same time gotta hand it to #AmericanEagle for sticking to their guns (pun intended) with their most recent ad campaign
#marketresearch
July 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“Man those Coldplay tickets were expensive!”
Andy Byron: “Hold my beer.”
#ColdplayBoston
#Coldplay
#Coldplaytoronto
#coldplaytickets
Andy Byron: “Hold my beer.”
#ColdplayBoston
#Coldplay
#Coldplaytoronto
#coldplaytickets
July 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“Man those Coldplay tickets were expensive!”
Andy Byron: “Hold my beer.”
#ColdplayBoston
#Coldplay
#Coldplaytoronto
#coldplaytickets
Andy Byron: “Hold my beer.”
#ColdplayBoston
#Coldplay
#Coldplaytoronto
#coldplaytickets
May 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Lovin the cardinal in my tree
#birdbuddy
#birdbuddy
May 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Lovin the cardinal in my tree
#birdbuddy
#birdbuddy
Gen-Z: “The Kentucky Derby is the most exciting 2 minutes!”
Gen-X: “You’re Delulu - just wait until you’re married 5+ years…”
#kentuckderby #churchilldowns
#louisville
#marriage
Gen-X: “You’re Delulu - just wait until you’re married 5+ years…”
#kentuckderby #churchilldowns
#louisville
#marriage
May 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Gen-Z: “The Kentucky Derby is the most exciting 2 minutes!”
Gen-X: “You’re Delulu - just wait until you’re married 5+ years…”
#kentuckderby #churchilldowns
#louisville
#marriage
Gen-X: “You’re Delulu - just wait until you’re married 5+ years…”
#kentuckderby #churchilldowns
#louisville
#marriage
There should be a policy that #Costco revokes your membership when you push through your parking space or back in it….
#Coscholes
#Coscholes
April 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
There should be a policy that #Costco revokes your membership when you push through your parking space or back in it….
#Coscholes
#Coscholes
People are freaking out about their DNA on 23andme being for sale, while I’m terrified at the idea of the makers of cologuard ever going bankrupt.
#23andme
#23andme
March 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
People are freaking out about their DNA on 23andme being for sale, while I’m terrified at the idea of the makers of cologuard ever going bankrupt.
#23andme
#23andme
I took that #AngelSoft potty break too early …
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl2025
#SuperBowlHalftimeShow
#Eagles
#Chiefs
#ChiefsKingdom
#SuperBowlAds
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl2025
#SuperBowlHalftimeShow
#Eagles
#Chiefs
#ChiefsKingdom
#SuperBowlAds
February 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I took that #AngelSoft potty break too early …
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl2025
#SuperBowlHalftimeShow
#Eagles
#Chiefs
#ChiefsKingdom
#SuperBowlAds
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl2025
#SuperBowlHalftimeShow
#Eagles
#Chiefs
#ChiefsKingdom
#SuperBowlAds
Lovin’ the cardinals from the #birdbuddy today…
January 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Lovin’ the cardinals from the #birdbuddy today…
I used to work at a market research firm:
One time, a doctor stopped by our office to pick up an incentive check for participating in a study.
I told the receptionist to have him wait 30 minutes before placing him in a vacant office and make him wait another 20 before sending him on his way.
One time, a doctor stopped by our office to pick up an incentive check for participating in a study.
I told the receptionist to have him wait 30 minutes before placing him in a vacant office and make him wait another 20 before sending him on his way.
January 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I used to work at a market research firm:
One time, a doctor stopped by our office to pick up an incentive check for participating in a study.
I told the receptionist to have him wait 30 minutes before placing him in a vacant office and make him wait another 20 before sending him on his way.
One time, a doctor stopped by our office to pick up an incentive check for participating in a study.
I told the receptionist to have him wait 30 minutes before placing him in a vacant office and make him wait another 20 before sending him on his way.
I'm watching the band play during the #Inauguration ceremony, hoping at some point the mink-wearing rapper with the Rolls Royce comes out.
#Trump
#Drumline
#Trump
#Drumline
January 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm watching the band play during the #Inauguration ceremony, hoping at some point the mink-wearing rapper with the Rolls Royce comes out.
#Trump
#Drumline
#Trump
#Drumline
This week’s highlights from my #birdbuddy
January 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This week’s highlights from my #birdbuddy
I had fun on TikTok while it lasted…
January 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I had fun on TikTok while it lasted…
