Michael Kates
@themichaelkates.bsky.social
½ of The Baal Shem Tones
Musical Alchemist, Peradam Productions
Keyboards 🎹 The Decos, Laughing Matters
Producer for Johnny Gelt
Musical Alchemist, Peradam Productions
Keyboards 🎹 The Decos, Laughing Matters
Producer for Johnny Gelt
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Social media reinforces the simplest, stupidest interpretation of news events.
In case anyone missed this revelation yesterday
May 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
In case anyone missed this revelation yesterday
I’ve been dyeing to post this but I keep forgetting.
@nytimes.com
@nytimes.com
May 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’ve been dyeing to post this but I keep forgetting.
@nytimes.com
@nytimes.com
Miller is MAGA’s specialist in problem fabrication.
Who wants to be the one to tell Pee-Wee German that the "boys at Normandy" weren't all white, non-immigrants, or American citizens, but they *were* all fighting people like Stephen Miller--people called fascists.
May 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Miller is MAGA’s specialist in problem fabrication.
Who said Trump gets to keep the plane after his term? Was it Quatar? Is it a gift to him personally or to the US government?
May 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Who said Trump gets to keep the plane after his term? Was it Quatar? Is it a gift to him personally or to the US government?
Reposted by Michael Kates
It’s all about playing the Bond villain with this spoiled brat idiot man-child. “Think about it: ALCATRAZ!”
Whatever it costs us.
Whatever it costs us.
May 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It’s all about playing the Bond villain with this spoiled brat idiot man-child. “Think about it: ALCATRAZ!”
Whatever it costs us.
Whatever it costs us.
It’s all about playing the Bond villain with this spoiled brat idiot man-child. “Think about it: ALCATRAZ!”
Whatever it costs us.
Whatever it costs us.
May 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It’s all about playing the Bond villain with this spoiled brat idiot man-child. “Think about it: ALCATRAZ!”
Whatever it costs us.
Whatever it costs us.
If y’all can’t wait for #Severance season 3, it all centers around Demi Moore dropping her drawers to show that Hollywood’s beauty aesthetic is all wrong.
March 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If y’all can’t wait for #Severance season 3, it all centers around Demi Moore dropping her drawers to show that Hollywood’s beauty aesthetic is all wrong.
Answer: Grow the fuck up
March 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Answer: Grow the fuck up
Good morning, BlueSky.
Good morning, @nytimes.com
Good morning, @nytimes.com
March 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Good morning, BlueSky.
Good morning, @nytimes.com
Good morning, @nytimes.com
Good night, BlueSky
Good night, @nytimes.com
Good night, @nytimes.com
March 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Good night, BlueSky
Good night, @nytimes.com
Good night, @nytimes.com
BREAKING: Georgia’s #StoneMountain Park has agreed to change the faces of Lee, Jackson & Davis to those of Alito, Gorsuch & Kavanaugh.
March 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
BREAKING: Georgia’s #StoneMountain Park has agreed to change the faces of Lee, Jackson & Davis to those of Alito, Gorsuch & Kavanaugh.
THIS is the guy who tells the president of Ukraine how to dress properly.
March 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
THIS is the guy who tells the president of Ukraine how to dress properly.
Since Mad Men, no TV series has been worth shit past season two.
March 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Since Mad Men, no TV series has been worth shit past season two.
First attempt at AI vid: “Baby gorilla playing a guitar in the jungle.” Note neatly sawed-off limb, 7 bridge pins, 6 strings at the bridge, 5 strings on the neck, and 4 tuning pegs.
AI is incapable of understanding.
AI is incapable of understanding.
March 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
First attempt at AI vid: “Baby gorilla playing a guitar in the jungle.” Note neatly sawed-off limb, 7 bridge pins, 6 strings at the bridge, 5 strings on the neck, and 4 tuning pegs.
AI is incapable of understanding.
AI is incapable of understanding.
The @nytimes.com actually responds to having #SpellingBee omissions pointed out, but only if you’re famous.
Meanwhile, here’s a cat.
Meanwhile, here’s a cat.
February 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The @nytimes.com actually responds to having #SpellingBee omissions pointed out, but only if you’re famous.
Meanwhile, here’s a cat.
Meanwhile, here’s a cat.
This one goes back years. I admit it’s not often that people talk about ocean sunfish, but when they do, this is one of its common names. The other being “ocean sunfish.”
#SpellingBee
@nytimes.com
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#SpellingBee
@nytimes.com
@montereyaq.bsky.social
February 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This one goes back years. I admit it’s not often that people talk about ocean sunfish, but when they do, this is one of its common names. The other being “ocean sunfish.”
#SpellingBee
@nytimes.com
@montereyaq.bsky.social
#SpellingBee
@nytimes.com
@montereyaq.bsky.social
Dated, but valid
February 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Dated, but valid
I’m just the messenger
@nytimes.com
@nytimes.com
February 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I’m just the messenger
@nytimes.com
@nytimes.com
I know in my heart that they love me.
nytimes.com
nytimes.com
February 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I know in my heart that they love me.
nytimes.com
nytimes.com
Incredible that @nytimes.com doesn’t know the past tense of hairdo.
February 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Incredible that @nytimes.com doesn’t know the past tense of hairdo.