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Baby Boy Beckwith
@themicahbeckwith.bsky.social
Not actually Indiana Lieutenant Governor Elect, but equally upset he's not invited anywhere.

Has opinions on sex.

Friends call me Becky.

Looks like the dude that made Family Guy.

America.
To be fair, there’s a lot of sexual predators in the Bible.

Take David for example.

You can learn about this and more in my hit podcast “Jesus, Sex, and Politics.”

The only place where President Trump comes last.
December 20, 2024 at 11:45 PM
…I only just watched the Queen’s Gambit and no one I know is into chess.
December 4, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Look I’m kind of lonely…
December 4, 2024 at 2:33 AM
To be fair…

…ya can’t pet a demon.
December 4, 2024 at 2:31 AM
If you want entertainment, tune into my hit podcast “Jesus, Sex, and Politics,” the only place where Donald Trump comes last.
December 2, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Mine.
December 2, 2024 at 3:19 AM
I beg your pardon!!!

I am an extraordinary grifter.
December 2, 2024 at 3:19 AM
This is hard for many people to accept including my mouthy great grandma.
December 1, 2024 at 2:21 AM
It’s not that everyone’s voice doesn’t matter, it’s just mine matters most.
December 1, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Look I’ve got a lot of opinions, some about women’s bodies, some about which Naked Gun movie is best, that take priority over other’s opinions.
December 1, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Having your nose up President Trump’s ass isn’t as bad as you might think.

I find that it smells a bit like a Walmart Subway.
November 30, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Despite going to public school I like to think I have “Big Homeschool Energy.”
November 30, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Like did you know Noah herded the animals while riding on a velociraptor with AR-15s?
November 30, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Homeschooled children learn wonderful things that woke schools don’t teach.
November 30, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I’ve known many a homie in my lifetime, many at my church, all good people.
November 30, 2024 at 2:45 PM
And you can thank me for being the reason you now homeschool your kids.
November 30, 2024 at 2:45 PM
What are we thanking me for?
November 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM
And you are welcome.
November 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM
You can learn more about sounding on my hit podcast Jesus, Sex, and Politics.
November 30, 2024 at 2:37 PM
So remember, for manly penetration, keep it holy.
November 30, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Gonna ban this book too…

…because, not unlike TFIOS, it makes me sad.
November 30, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Whole lot of woke crap if you ask me.
November 29, 2024 at 7:14 PM