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Kari in PDX
@themetatron.bsky.social
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Gen X. Recovering librarian. Portlander (Oregon). Tired. Married to @dougmakingstuff.com.
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On my 16th birthday the number one album was Make it Big by Wham! They also had the number one song that day, Careless Whisper.

In conclusion, Wham!
The U.S. cover of Wham’s album Make it Big. Young George Michael on the left, what’s-his-name on the right.
August 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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@bluishorange.bsky.social
Friday morning Stede delivery!
Rhys Darby as Stede Bonnet in season one of Our Flag Means Death. His shirt is half torn off and a dagger is pointed at his chest. He looks a bit alarmed.
August 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Getting a kiss on the nose from a cat is pretty therapeutic, actually. I could go with either of these two.
Rhys Darby getting a kiss on the nose from a cat sitting on his shoulder
August 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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@bluishorange.bsky.social
May 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
April 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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@bluishorange.bsky.social
Rhys Darby in character as Stede Bonnet in an early episode of Our Flag Means Death
March 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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What’s your sign?
A sign that reads “While we realize this is a Sexy restroom, we would appreciate you not using our sink as a perch for your…ahem…endeavors. Perhaps another position? Thank you!”
February 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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If you see this, respond with something red from your gallery.
February 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.
A photo of a card game called “Unexploded Cow,” by James Ernst and Paul Peterson, published by Cheapass Games.
February 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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@bluishorange.bsky.social
February 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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@bluishorange.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only.
Jean Harlow, born March 3, 1911
January 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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A special No Context Rhys Darby Picture for @bluishorange.bsky.social, click or tap to see the whole thing!
Rhys Darby is seated in front of a red background. The word “Stuffing” appears in a banner on the lower right. His eyes are closed, presumably because he’s imagining…stuffing.
December 20, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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Tell us your birth year by sharing the cover of an album that was released the year you were born.
Cover of the album STAND! by Sly and the Family Stone
November 25, 2024 at 8:09 AM
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No-context pic of @rhysiedarby.bsky.social for @bluishorange.bsky.social. Happy Monday!
Actor and comedian Rhys Darby posing in part of a bear costume for some reason. It doesn’t matter why.
November 18, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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No context Rhys Darby pic for @bluishorange.bsky.social, happy Monday!
Rhys Darby in character as a masseuse with a bright ginger wig. I think this is from an old NZ advert directed by Taika Waititi, but I can’t recall the product. Anyone…?
April 22, 2024 at 7:04 AM
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Your weekly dose of weird Rhys Darby, rip OFMD @bluishorange.bsky.social
Rhys Darby half-wearing a pair of sunglasses upside down for some reason
March 12, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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Weekly weird Rhys Darby pic for @bluishorange.bsky.social
Rhys Darby BTS on OFMD s2 making a bizarre/horrified face at the photographer (Samba Schutte)
February 21, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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Found this random weird picture of Rhys Darby and thought of @bluishorange.bsky.social
Actor Rhys Darby in a scene from the Canadian indie film Relax, I’m From the Future
February 12, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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Here you go!
Rhys Darby in character as Louise from his series “Short Poppies.”
January 30, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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Got my OFMD merch in the mail yesterday ! 🏴‍☠️☠️
A parody of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt, with actor Rhys Darby as Stede Bonnet (Our Flag Means Death) in place of the wolves surrounding the full moon. A shirt advertising “Jeff’s Inn by the Sea,” referenced in season 2 of OFMD. It shows a drawing of a small beachside cabin and features the slogan: “like a jailer but all the prisoners like you and they can go whenever they want.”
January 14, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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Inspirobot.me just reminded me:
A public education is more like befriending a Tyrannosaurus rex than you’ll ever know.
January 1, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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I was five when this movie came out. Some parts were scary, but I remember finding it HILARIOUS whenever someone said, “Frau Blucher!!” and somewhere nearby some horses would lose their shit
December 29, 2023 at 3:13 AM
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A stylized drawing of a garbage truck with “WHOLE MAN DISPOSAL SERVICES” on the side. There are 3-4 generic figures, such as you might find on a bathroom door, spilling out of the back of the truck. There’s a caption under the picture that reads “YES, THE ENTIRE MAN.”
November 29, 2023 at 4:04 PM