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TheMetaIsReal
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Hi there, I make robots. I'm working on the 'I don't talk much' part. 21+, please.

Need a name? Call me Mikkelsen.
It was genuinely such a fun time to see this one come together into what it is now. I swear every single time you post something I'm always learning some new kind of nuance about the artistic cycle of creating and iterating, and all of your works are just gorgeous.

Fantastic as always. 🙏
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Howdy there, handsome. 🤍
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Words cannot describe how accurate this feels to me.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Said it once and saying it again, Happy Birthday and here's to a hopefully wonderful orbit 'round the sun once more. 🤍
October 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
He'll hold yours whenever you want. 😊
October 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's full of fun juice that makes things happen! ☺️
October 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
He might be sizable and have strength to spare...But he's fluffy!
October 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So you're scared. You're confused. You're alone. Your brain didn't quite work right before and it still doesn't now. There are things trying to kill you. You don't know where you are. The world you knew is gone.

You're going to be doing everything you can to make sense of it, even if that's wrong.
October 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It also frustrates me that everyone overlooks that these neural scans are 1:1 neural scans. They copy over everything about the person. Their ups and their downs, especially. Someone that got scanned with a brain injury or a mental disorder will retain those quirks. It doesn't cure them.
October 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A lot of people like to say "Well Simon's an idiot so."

I wager: You just woke up in a place you don't know, your body is a reanimated corpse, and it isn't yours, you've been dead for a long time, everyone else is dead, and most things 'alive' are trying to kill you.

Stay calm and focused in that.
October 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Defeating the machine by creating more machines with really fat asses that I'm passionate about. ☺️
October 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Let's be honest, a pervert and an evil super-AI mingling is exactly how you start getting some wildly deviating shifts in chassis design.

And I'm ALL for it. 😈
October 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Yaaaaaaay Perversions! I love Perversions! ☺️
October 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
And I'll say with ever-bubbling enthusiasm that you are still very much on my bucketlist to get something from when circumstances and finances permit me to do so!
October 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Genuinely a delight when anything of yours pops up on the dash.
October 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Do NOT let them play XBOX they will CORRUPT the game files and start CHEATING!!!!!!!!!

[and you'll wake up with one hell of a hangover]
October 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
It's really funny because one of the times I watched it with other people and werewolves came up they were like "ugh they're probably just going to do a big hairy humanoid again."

When we got to the reveal they started hooting and hollering.
October 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM