I have a collection of sandwich guy memes.

Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”

Meanwhile, when asked who better to govern the City than he had previously resigned in disgrace as a sex pest, Stannis Baratheon replied, “Anyone, even the cook.”

Well that sucked