Mercy Ash
themercyash.bsky.social
Mercy Ash
@themercyash.bsky.social
Did you ask Adonis permission to share his feet pics without asking for a tip first?
August 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I need one or both of you to provide me with the information about how to solve this problem because nobody seems to know what to do, but I have an active biohazard inside a piece of hazardous waste in my garage and I'd like to get rid of it.
July 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And every appliance recycling and junk removal business I've spoken to says they can't take the refrigerator without the pest problem being solved.
July 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Legally, every licensed pest control business I've spoken to says they can't get rid of the pest problem because the law doesn't allow them to spray inside a refrigerator.
July 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I have in my possession a refrigerator that was left in the heat for three weeks with food inside. It broke down, the food heated to 90 degrees, and the fridge is now infested with maggots and flies (at my best guess).
July 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Personally I think the most absolutely insane thing is that so few people doing hiring for software roles seem to understand that the best way to assess someone's ability to write computer programs is to watch them... Write a program into a computer.
July 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I love when I call a support line and they say "you've been selected for a brief survey after your call!" Every single time of the ten times I call them.
July 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
What if advent calendar but spooky pumpkins?
July 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Uni the closer! Did he close on a deal for an entire chicken?
July 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Don't forget "Replie"
July 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It's illegal now to break the law! So they definitely will stop, right?
July 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Omg the ratio!
July 17, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I think my favorite part of this is that Lu Tze grew up in the mysterious valley at the edge of the world where wise monks hold the secret of enlightenment. So instead of going away to seek enlightenment in a hidden valley he goes to the greasiest, most polluted city in the world to seek perplexity.
July 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Beginning to get big Bernie Madoff vibes.
July 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This post gives me big "pounded in the butt by my sentient Christmas card wishing me the spirit of the holidays" vibes.
July 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
You should have warned him about the birds and the bees before he gained AGI.
July 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Now I'm just imagining the delight of deducting Satan on your taxes.
July 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
They know about the spear. I thought I kept it secret. Better move it to a new location.
July 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Something something something OTHERWISE WHAT IS 4:30 AM FOR?
July 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Mommy and Daddy are fighting!
July 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I feel like part of why billionaires brains get so rotted with fascism, tackiness, and dumb ideas comes back to nobody able to tell you that you're starting to cackle.
July 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I doubt most of these people even know how Epic works.
July 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM